John L.

I'm either tweeting about baseball, Magic, or my leftist agenda. My opinions do not matter.
He/Him

[John L. @TheLachMan]

Bob Uecker's baseball career was longer and more successful than the Confederacy.

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@ronwash22 @mylesmill @NYCMayor He meant we as in the city he's the Mayor of and also has been living in since 1999

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@GiottoWalker @nestapendragon Out of curiosity, what scene box cards have been reprinted? I can't think of any. If you meant the print more scene boxes that doesn't really do anything to the point of the post.

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@Count_Dandyman @UsagiKaede1 Leovold is Banned in commander though

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@cZairAI @MTGGoldfish Keeping someone stunned/neutralized is definitely lore accurate, and a very blue mechanic

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Forever a legend for putting an end to an otherwise tiring 17 inning game back in 2015. Cheers to Maldy

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Martín Maldonado has announced his retirement after 15 MLB seasons.

Maldonado won a Gold Glove in 2017 with the Angels and a World Series championship with the Astros in 2022. He also caught for the Brewers, Royals, Cubs, White Sox, and Padres.

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@BrettCase84 @TravisH56960544 @PitchingNinja Ruled a fielders choice due to base running error, isolated by itself it would've been a hit

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@TravisH56960544 @PitchingNinja Yes, but since all the runners thought it was a catch, they tagged up and thus were thrown out in the force

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@MaxMKE @AdamMcCalvy If you swap Gasser for Myers you have the same amount of long relief options. If they wanted more bullpen length it makes a little more sense to drop Mears for Myers

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@quackers10 @CheeseHerd @Brewers Lockridge is there because he's fast as all hell. Same reason Terrance Gore kept appearing on playoffs rosters

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@but_izzet @wildstwawberry Wait that flavor text is pretty sick

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Anyway y'all here's my dog

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@JLucroy20 Isn't that what you're taught during a mugging? Or a gas station robbery? No amount of your money is worth your life. Leaving your family without a husband and father is does them no good

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@VolrathsBack @SaffronOlive As a test card, it must've tested well

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@baldeagle @Soda___123 @NBCNews Ringing a doorbell is not breaking in dumbass

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@RomanMendieta5 @SaffronOlive It wouldn't replace talent but it's another tool at their disposal

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@mjms323 "My goal is to own two houses" is so dumb

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@BrewPack8 You are brother, get ready

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@BigReginald1969 @TalkinBaseball_

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