🖤Maximum Goth🖤

Married. Mom. Tattoos&HeavyMetal. AnxiousHermit. AccidentallyClever. PetticoatedSwashbuckler. LeatherAndSpikesAndEverythingNice.

[🖤Maximum Goth🖤 @TheLadyH86]

Me.

[🖤Maximum Goth🖤 @TheLadyH86]

@yo4eyes 😆 that would be amazing

[🖤Maximum Goth🖤 @TheLadyH86]

@yo4eyes NO cuties!!! Jesus

[🖤Maximum Goth🖤 @TheLadyH86]

@yo4eyes 😆😆 cities

[🖤Maximum Goth🖤 @TheLadyH86]

@yo4eyes God I love that girl 😆😆

[🖤Maximum Goth🖤 @TheLadyH86]

@RyanWaltersSupt Sir, you have almost single-handedly corrupted the entire state’s school system. I think it would be best if you just stepped away from the keyboard.

Oh…and from your position as well.

[🖤Maximum Goth🖤 @TheLadyH86]

@iamaroundtree As you should.

[🖤Maximum Goth🖤 @TheLadyH86]

I got a spray tan today and can’t shower until tomorrow

As a person who’s OCD/anxiety DEMANDS she shower every time she comes home from an outing (even if I just stay in my car) because I feel contaminated….this is problematic.

[🖤Maximum Goth🖤 @TheLadyH86]

@iamaroundtree Don’t think too hard on this.
Nothing we’ve ever said has made sense.

[🖤Maximum Goth🖤 @TheLadyH86]

@yo4eyes Listen. It was drunk conversations and they were not embarrassing

[🖤Maximum Goth🖤 @TheLadyH86]

@yo4eyes I’ve been on blue sky forever and completely forgot it exists

[🖤Maximum Goth🖤 @TheLadyH86]

This is very good. I like this.

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

"childless woman" is such an 19th-century-ass insult. what else you got. do I render inferior tallow? do my cabbages grow pale and blemished? does the quality of my sock-darning bring shame upon my father's name?

[🖤Maximum Goth🖤 @TheLadyH86]

@Yoda4ever @yo4eyes giiiiirrrrrl

[🖤Maximum Goth🖤 @TheLadyH86]

@Matt_Pinner Ummm I see an ostrich

[🖤Maximum Goth🖤 @TheLadyH86]

@yo4eyes 39 cents for demons??
I’m in!

[🖤Maximum Goth🖤 @TheLadyH86]

@yo4eyes AHHHHH

[🖤Maximum Goth🖤 @TheLadyH86]

@TheBloggess Willow doesn’t want me coloring.
She does give a good meow-ssage though!

[🖤Maximum Goth🖤 @TheLadyH86]

@yo4eyes Awwwww!!!! I love you!
You’re just my most favorite Friendo

[🖤Maximum Goth🖤 @TheLadyH86]

@yo4eyes Oh no!!!

[🖤Maximum Goth🖤 @TheLadyH86]

@Aryooki Ooooh so beautiful!!!

[🖤Maximum Goth🖤 @TheLadyH86]

Post the last photo of your pet. No cheating.

[Sarah Lee!!!! @yo4eyes]

Post the last photo of your pet. No cheating!