Lady Manchester

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[Lady Manchester @TheLadyManc]

VAR needs to review my lovelife cos these players are out of order! 🟥

[Lady Manchester @TheLadyManc]

Funny how you lads are so passionate about the footy. If you were half as passionate in the bedroom we'd all be coming home more often 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 ⚽️

[Lady Manchester @TheLadyManc]

I really need to start making some better life choices cos this heat is showing me I won’t be able to cope in hell afterall!

[Lady Manchester @TheLadyManc]

Date in private. Men are PROPER embarrassing!

[Lady Manchester @TheLadyManc]

Good afternoon ladies and dissapointments 😘

[Lady Manchester @TheLadyManc]

Why are all the bald ones angry?
Chill bro, I didn’t steal your hairline!

[Lady Manchester @TheLadyManc]

And I can tell you from personal experience that no amount of collagen, creatine, ashwaganha or magnesium supplements can stop you from dating bald headed jumped up bastards!

[Lady Manchester @TheLadyManc]

Stock up on your tinfoil BBQs and your spritzes asap bitches, that hot girl bank holiday weekend is calling 📞

[Lady Manchester @TheLadyManc]

Spring 2026 so far: alternated hourly between my summer wardrobe and my brolly, spent all my wages on collagen and creatine even though I have no idea what difference they make & FINALLY, wasted a week of my life trying to work out what the fuck happened to Katie Price’s husband!

[Lady Manchester @TheLadyManc]

So let me get this straight: fake PHD, fake company, fake money in Kenya, scamming multiple women, scamming a reporter, onlyfans, asking 2 women to marry you in the same venue, same ring, faking his own kidnap and his mum is a physic that didn’t see it coming…

Blooming heck!

[Lady Manchester @TheLadyManc]

Not being funny, but what the fuck is going on with Katie Price’s husband? 🤦‍♀️

[Lady Manchester @TheLadyManc]

Not to brag, but I’ve been up close and personal with multiple rats and not a sniff of Hantavirus 💁‍♀️

[Lady Manchester @TheLadyManc]

Believe in yourself as much as you believed in that cretin who kept messing you around!

[Lady Manchester @TheLadyManc]

So amazing all these good people of Manchester running a marathon today and here’s me: just running my mouth as per!

[Lady Manchester @TheLadyManc]

I mean,
I don’t regret dating him because it was a charitable act.

He can absolutely get to fuck though!

[Lady Manchester @TheLadyManc]

One day you’re going to look back at this melt of a guy who keeps fucking you around and wonder why your friends didn’t give your little head a massive wobble!

[Lady Manchester @TheLadyManc]

Good morning to everyone apart from my ex. I hope your next shit’s a hedgehog mate!

[Lady Manchester @TheLadyManc]

How do you set up one of them Onlyfans accounts where you just show your feet and make enough money not to go to work tomorrow? Asking for my good self 😅

[Lady Manchester @TheLadyManc]

I mean, every day is Paddy’s Day when you keep getting chatted up by little leprechauns on the apps but… we move ☘️

[Lady Manchester @TheLadyManc]

Not to brag, but I don’t even need it to be Friday 13th to ruin my own fucking life though 💅🏻