Mike Carpenter

HEY! I’m walkin here! Playing school and wrestling at UMU. The master of namaste

[Nolan Wochna @NWochna]

Hey Wall Street. Earnings check. Dog Water. Boxed like a Fish. No PR. Cracked. Literally Free #stocks #stonks #dogwater #DOGE #wallstreetbets #trash #literallyfree #Dance #exploit

[Dogecoin Rise 🌎🚀🌕 @DogecoinRise]

Don’t Panic Sell, The Rise Is On It’s Way. #DOGE $DOGE #Dogecoin 📈

[Dogecoin Rise 🌎🚀🌕 @DogecoinRise]

If You Own #dogecoin Hit That Retweet. Let’s Get It To .50¢

[Nolan Wochna @NWochna]

My girlfriend will let me go as Appa for Halloween and she can be Katara if I get 35 retweets on this!!! Please help a brother out 😂 #spookyseason #appa #katara #yipyip #halloween @AbbeyHymes

[Mike Carpenter @TheLandCarp]

#freewochna #doublesecretprobation

[Mike Carpenter @TheLandCarp]

@NWochna @sasquatchchron Long live Todd Ferguson!

[Will Brinson @WillBrinson]

Full Baker Mayfield postgame. Good, honest take on the fly. Didn’t pull any punches on Myles Garrett.

[Mike Carpenter @TheLandCarp]

No wrong play here by Garrett just tried to nicely give rudolf’s helmet back. #steelerssuck #rudolphtotallystartedit #softserved

[Barstool Sports @BarstoolsTweets]

ABSOLUTE CHAOS

[Mike Carpenter @TheLandCarp]

When an employer asks me if I have any special skill sets.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

I can’t stop thinking about this guy meme’ing people to death

[Mike Carpenter @TheLandCarp]

@LukeBlaine33 #NFZ

[Mike Carpenter @TheLandCarp]

@GeorgeLassnick

[Mike Carpenter @TheLandCarp]

@ShaunSkinley I’m never leaving coach getting that degree in dealios. #letsgoooooo

[Justin Russo @FlyByKnite]

Oh my god lmao

[Nolan Wochna @NWochna]

Pilot... first of many. A Woch’n’Carp production. #officespace #bluemansion

[Mike Carpenter @TheLandCarp]

@malavejm Thank you but however i did not create the pizza dog that title belongs to @ROBBiV8. #carryingthetradition

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Throwback to one year ago when this defender SNATCHED the ball from the QB 😮 #SCtop10

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[Mike Carpenter @TheLandCarp]

@FootbaIIism How @NWochna runs to go eat his buttered noodles at a thanksgiving dinner. #saltisspicy

[Mike Carpenter @TheLandCarp]

This lad probably just had the worst day at work and just wants a damn beer. #noclaws

[Mike Carpenter @TheLandCarp]

This week on Broke and Afraid, books have completely depleted the bank of carp. Food is running scarce and squirrels on campus may become a main source of sustenance. #chickenofthetree

[Mike Carpenter @TheLandCarp]

@LukeBlaine33 Big political guy brother Blaine you rolling into Washington anytime soon. I got Bernie 2nd round by TKO.