The REAL MVP

Current Crew Drinking Champion, 49ers QB, Former hairy animal, Often criticised for not fitting the mold, Soothsayer, Member of the Illuminati (Apparently)

[The REAL MVP @TheLandryJones]

-When @SteinbrookCBFL_ is in the Superbowl-

@CBFLUpdates: "OMG HES THE GOAT! HES THE YOUNGEST PLAYER TO EVER BREATHE! WE MUST TREASURE HIM!"

-When @TheLandryJones is in the Superbowl-

@CBFLUpdates: "@Boomer_BFL's former team makes their first SB ever!!!"

[The REAL MVP @TheLandryJones]

-When @Boomer_BFL is in the playoffs-
@CBFLUpdates: "G JSOSKDBDKSOFJFEJIEJFNDKEOSODJFJWOPAJDHEOWOSOFJFJEOSKHDJE"

-When @TheLandryJones beats him and goes to the Superbowl-
@CBFLUpdates: "..."

[The REAL MVP @TheLandryJones]

Hey everybody. I'm playing in the Superbowl tomorrow, if anyone cares. Probably not. Surprise. Surprise.

[The REAL MVP @TheLandryJones]

What was that about this being my chance to "shut you up"? Last I checked, you played like shit and ran off the field crying like a baby after we smacked you. Fuck you and anybody who doubted us.

[The REAL MVP @TheLandryJones]

Couldn't even stick around long enough to say good game. Some role model you are. Go hide and cry some more Mr. All about Me. I'm taking your "hand-me-downs" to the Superbowl.

[The REAL MVP @TheLandryJones]

Does it ever get boring talking about yourself?

[The REAL MVP @TheLandryJones]

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[The REAL MVP @TheLandryJones]

Always.
About.
Him.

[Cam (EAGLES SB52 CHAMPS) @SM00KERZ]

@Boomer_BFL You the man bro!!! Let’s get this chips!!!!

[The REAL MVP @TheLandryJones]

Always about him.

[The REAL MVP @TheLandryJones]

Shocker, I win a game and nobody cares. He wins a game against an aging dynasty and we act like he cured cancer. This is my city now, bud. #NinerEmpire

[The REAL MVP @TheLandryJones]

Happy new year to my fellow reptilians. I will be spending my new years making cute finger paintings with my 3 year old niece. This MVP life is nice.

[The REAL MVP @TheLandryJones]

@TheJulioJones @TheDABatron @BDL_W_rep Now now ladies. Settle down. There's plenty of me to go around

[The REAL MVP @TheLandryJones]

@TheDABatron Presance.... Good one Andre

[The REAL MVP @TheLandryJones]

@TheDABatron Thanks Andre aka Cam. I like your name too.

[The REAL MVP @TheLandryJones]

It'll be an honor to play you @TheAaronManning.

[The REAL MVP @TheLandryJones]

We won 8 straight games and won our division.... Don't mind me, just gonna stay over here and get no mention.

[The REAL MVP @TheLandryJones]

Another great team win that will get overshadowed by everyone else. Hey guys don't look now but we've won 8 straight, not that anyone cared before...

[The REAL MVP @TheLandryJones]

It's an honor to make history! Couldn't be prouder to be the main man of the 49ers! Here's hoping we finally bring these fans a championship.

[The REAL MVP @TheLandryJones]

WOOP WOOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The REAL MVP @TheLandryJones]

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