Edward Jones

Psych CNA🩺 Geek from birth🤘🏼

[Edward Jones @TheLargeGent]

@joeroganhq The funny thing is Joe Rogan didn’t even change his views all that much. The left just “left” him behind.

[Edward Jones @TheLargeGent]

@kumxem Quartz

[soothsayer @iamasoothsayer]

2023: Corona ended
2026: Hantavirus

[Edward Jones @TheLargeGent]

@honeymoon250 Amen

[Edward Jones @TheLargeGent]

@Cobratate @TateTheTalisman @bryan_johnson

[Edward Jones @TheLargeGent]

@lunarfq Hello!

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@trumplicans2024

[Edward Jones @TheLargeGent]

@GodlyNations @Claudoc3 A

[Sean Feucht @seanfeucht]

Today, an entire Christian family was buried in Nigeria.

A father. A mother. Their children.
Murdered for their faith in Jesus Christ by Fulani Muslim terrorists.

The world may ignore it —
but Heaven will not forget.

Pray for the persecuted Church. #PrayForNigeria @ezekieldachomo0

[Republicans @Republicans]

No Queens

[🇺🇸Ben Owen™️🇺🇸 @hrkbenowen]

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[Brandon Herrera @TheAKGuy]

“Good morning, how’s it go-“

“Gay Ayatollah.”

“…I uh…what?”

“Gay Ayatollah.”

[Edward Jones @TheLargeGent]

@americansublime @catturd2 She got stretched LMAO

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Ayatollah To Give Speech As Soon As Officials Find The Rest Of His Body https://t.co/SAhWHkQ6lr

[Spot the Ball @_SpottheBall_RR]

Yes.

[VulpesVenerabilis @VVenerabilis]

Iran: "Death to America!"

US: ...

Iran: "We're going to build a nuke to we can bring death to America!"

US: ...

Iran: "We're going to build missiles so we can bring death to America!"

US: ...

Iran: "Just so we're clear, we believe Israel is the Little Satan and the US is the Great Satan."

US: ....

Iran: "We are going to try to destroy America's land-based aircraft carrier, Israel."

US: *sigh* "Fine, Israel, go ahead. Slap them a little bit."

Panicans: *cries* "Ugh! Israel!"

Iran: "Still building nukes tho. Death to America!"

US: *Sigh* "Fine. Feed the B2s. But *only* feed them the nuclear stuff."

Panicans" *crying* "We don't want WW3! Trump is going to get us into WW3! No boots on the ground!"

US: *sigh* "Guys, the B2s are already home. It's already over and done."

Iran: "Death to America!"

US: ...

Iran: "We're rebuilding a missile program! Oh, and we're working on nukes again."

US: *sigh* "Don't."

Iran: "Screw you!" *bombs American bases*

US: *sigh* "Okay, we told you."

Panicans: *crying* "Why are we doing this!? Can't we just leave Iran alone! No foreign wars! This will start WW3! No boots on the ground!"

Democrats: *crying* "Why are we doing this!? Can't we just leave Iran alone! No foreign wars! This will start WW3! No boots on the ground!"

[Corpo Scribe @NightCityTimes]

If you are outraged at “Operation Epic Fury” but you said nothing when Obama and Hillary regime changed Gaddafi for no good reason whatsoever, you are a hack.

[Edward Jones @TheLargeGent]

@jacksonhinkle No the fuck we don’t.

[Edward Jones @TheLargeGent]

@NCAngieKay @realDonaldTrump Amen!

[Jay Mac 🇺🇸 @Jay_Mac_AF]

@AngryCops Im so excited 🤣🤣🤣🫡

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

Saint Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle. Be our defense against the wickedness and snares of the Devil. May God rebuke him, we humbly pray, and do thou, O Prince of the heavenly hosts, by the power of God, cast into hell Satan, and all the evil spirits, who prowl about the world seeking the ruin of souls. Amen.