Lasagna Cat

Fat & Lazy

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I call the joints I roll ‘Elon Musk’ because they’re always a big fatty. One love. Peace & weed.

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Cake Boss told me I smell like shit.

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I piss wide.

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James Corden, your wife is emailing me.

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I rolled 6 boogers up into one mega booger.

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Happy 33rd anniversary of the Garfield strip where Jon drinks dog semen!

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I pissed in a bottle of Clorox and hid it in Jon’s room with the cap off.

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@RangerRickRubin That’s not his micropenis.

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James Corden Show Us Your Micropenis Challenge

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I invented SpaghettiOs pizza. Not Odie.

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I farted on Odie becaz he watching How to Train Yuor Dragon haha

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Fattest Animal at the 2023 Fat Animal Awards

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I won an award for being fat.

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I put a bath bomb in the hot tub at the airbnb Jon rented, and now he has to pay $2700 to have it fixed.

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I’m smoking weed and marijuana.

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I now have the only copy of Elon_SelfSuckAttempt.mov.

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Dockers… pants for losers.

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I stole Jon’s catalytic converter.

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If you rearrange the letters in Odie, it spells dildoe.

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Another day with 37 missed calls from Dua Lipa.