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Nothing like waking up and the first thing you see is the love of your life
@laurensmith1012 I saw the text preview and I was real excited to see the meme
My all time favorite college band memory is playing Shakedown from Beverly Hills Cop 2, and our director stopped rehearsal raises his hand goes 'how many have seen the move?'
And not a single hand was raised because it was 2018
@Psybear_tv Remember multistrike?
@laurensmith1012 Ive watched a fair amount.
I think its a good show, except when it's about Sheldon. The dad is great, the mom irritates the fuck out of me, the brother and sister are perfect.
Sheldon is lil brat
Being in a co-ed fraternity and calling women brothers will never not be funny to me. My little brother being a woman that was older than me? Peak comedy.
#AEA
math is so fascinating.
Thinking about the time my friend almost killed us because he thought all stop signs were in way stops and I told him that the ones where everyone stops have the little 'All Ways' sign and he said:
'I thought that meant you had to stop all the way'
@AjentVee I dont mind him. Annoying as hell that he full restores, but he gives good prize money
Just trying to explain to my dog that the world is full of other dogs and she doesn't need to let us know every time she sees one.
I have told her if she sees like a hippo or something that I would like to know about that though
When your alarm goes off at 830 PM and you realize why you slept in this morning
@bb_pina_memer bit too sunny for my taste too! But it does seem like a nice place to live
Let’s get it done.
@erinveeginia I got a bunch of looks at the office one day because I said 'My student loans are between Joe Biden and God'
@laurensmith1012 ... i know this isn't the point but seeing these words next to each other is there a scene phase barbie? i have to know
@Sol_Calibre @JoeyPokeaim I still think them in Japnese first 😂. It took me years to even learn Darmanitan in english
@bb_pina_memer Where was this hot take when I had to write an essay proposing an amendment to the constitution?
that was the most fun I ever had in class I had some people HEATED when I proposed repealing the 10th amendment.
i think it's fascinating that the GOP is threatening to indict Democrat leaders in retaliation. Like, go get em Tiger, we won't stop you
You know, I miss being a forklift operator
@amccully96 it didnt work 😂
i think the lamest thing i ever did to try and impress a girl was writing the definition to her name on urban dictionary
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