Jesse W.

Do I look like a damn pirate to you?!

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@thisismewhatevs My mom is such a trekkie that she got mad at Phantom Menace because the bad guys were called the Federation.

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@MeredthSalenger I was 20. Twice. I probably would have moved back to my tiny hometown, worked for my dad's paving business. Every experience that made me who I am would have been lost. All the adventures, the stories, the growth, missed. Just a 40 year old version of that same 20 year old.

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@TonyKhan @TBSNetwork @lucha_angel1 @ReyFenixMx Heaven forfend someone uses a little hyperbole to get people hype for professional wrestling.

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@TonyKhan @TBSNetwork @lucha_angel1 @ReyFenixMx Me: Oh damn! That's gonna be awesome!
Wrestling Twitter: AKSHULLY a "dream match" is quantifiable by meeting five out of seven of these established criteria. And this match OBVIOUSLY falls short in four of them!

Jesus Christ you people love sucking the fun out of everything.

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@NylaRoseBeast I was JUST talking to someone about how all the stables need to start recruiting women. We had you (and Vickie) in the JAS!

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@wapplehouse I swear. I hardly ever do mushrooms and look at twitter, but whenever I do...

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@randybiscuits @90sWWE Yeah, it's a baritone. You can tell by the loopdeloop at the top there, and how high up the bell is.

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@tonythaxton @AEW I'm a few episodes behind on the podcast, but I really hope this is more than just a fun bit!

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@Eve6 You gotta.

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@Eve6 Spent six months there once for work. We used to say, "Let's go drink 'til we can understand the locals." And you know what? We sure did.

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@spookyruthy Greatest survival horror game nobody's ever heard of... https://t.co/PPYwNszncG

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@mixbecca I'm 39 and a literal sailor. The reason I don't have any tattoos is because I don't want to deal with my mom's freak out. I had to get a smallpox vaccine when I was 25 and she raged and sobbed about the little scar it left behind. She's otherwise pretty normal. It's very strange

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If @MaxFried32 plays like this in the playoffs, you know the @Dodgers are just gonna end up trading for him in the offseason #Dodgers #Braves

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@LunarLightGames @videogamedeals Same. Bought it with my PS4 like six years ago. It's still in the wrapper.

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@DoctorWhomper @videogamedeals It's my favorite franchise. 4 was fine, 3 was a little better. NV was the best. I'm old and not great at fast paced FPS combat, and turn based is kinda boring, so I really like the VATS system. Also the setting and story are right up my alley. But that's all about personal taste.

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@Kawaii_Daddy @videogamedeals Same. But I never returned it. Got bored and started a new game about a week ago, and I'm totally hooked! The story is super engrossing, but it's also great for throwing on a podcast and just going out to explore. Can't wait to buy the sequel for like $15 in five years lol.

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@videogamedeals Zelda. I thought the first one was complicated and boring compared to Super Mario Bros when I was very little. I remember playing Wind Waker in college. It was... fine. Got distracted and didn't finish though.

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@Eve6 Smoked for 20 years and never thought to do that.

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