Your Personal Jesus

Habitual line stepper. Yankees Only. It's a Canes thing. Real life heel. Whiskey. Steak. Kale enthusiast. Jifs, not gifs.

[Your Personal Jesus @TheLastJesus]

@MiamiPropaganda Problem for them is neither has a better win than most of the SEC/B1G teams they’d be compared against in that scenario, so it’s a tough burden to overcome absent 2007-like chaos in final weeks.

[Your Personal Jesus @TheLastJesus]

@MiamiPropaganda They kicked 1 FG last week and it was on 4th & Goal from the 11. They’d otherwise been 10/13 coming into yesterday’s game on 4th down so what they had been doing had been working, just didn’t work yesterday.

[Your Personal Jesus @TheLastJesus]

@MrBill11 MI/WI/PA/NE2 land her exactly at 270

[Your Personal Jesus @TheLastJesus]

Nothing is more American than lifting an unqualified white man to a position of power to protect other white men

[mays gilliam @djelzee]

this man got impeached twice AND arrested and he’s still in our face running for president. and people are still voting for him. shit is actually crazy lol

[Your Personal Jesus @TheLastJesus]

Stunning to who? The party doesn't even try to GOTV except when an election is upcoming. They're lazy and incompetent.

[David Berger @davidberger]

@dick_nixon The D collapse in Florida is stunning to behold, and perhaps confirms the NYT/Siena theory, sir.

[Your Personal Jesus @TheLastJesus]

@MrBill11 Florida Dem Party may be the most incompetent political org in the country but it's closely followed by NY Dems, I assure you. This race will be called soon for her in NY.

[Your Personal Jesus @TheLastJesus]

@MrBill11 That's incorrect. She needs MI/WI/PA at minimum to win. She could lose PA but win NC & GA, but the first scenario is her most likely path to winning and always has been.

[Your Personal Jesus @TheLastJesus]

Not a single announced outcome has been a surprise yet. Why is anyone freaking out yet?

[Your Personal Jesus @TheLastJesus]

Always trust in Florida doing the dumbest thing possible

[Taniel @Taniel]

RESULT: The ballot measure to legalize marijuana in Florida has failed, falling short of the 60% it needed, ABC calls.

[Your Personal Jesus @TheLastJesus]

@vrp2003 *as a 2-loss at large

[Your Personal Jesus @TheLastJesus]

@vrp2003 For sure. If I were an SMU fan, I'm red hot. The committee is basically saying your only chance to make the CFP is to win the conference. Little to no shot to make it as an at large.

[Your Personal Jesus @TheLastJesus]

Bernie Sanders being reelected at 83. Bro, retire already. Take a long beach vacation.

[Your Personal Jesus @TheLastJesus]

@vrp2003 It just mean$ more

[Your Personal Jesus @TheLastJesus]

Cancun Cruz in trouble? Would love to see it.

[Your Personal Jesus @TheLastJesus]

@mimbro1 At least not until he goes to jail (hopefully). I am of the belief he's paying her to remain married through the election, but like all his other obligations, he'll default eventually.

[Your Personal Jesus @TheLastJesus]

This woman is counting down the hours to when she never has to speak to Donald again

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

Melania’s been wearing sunglasses inside all day today.

[Your Personal Jesus @TheLastJesus]

@iseedoubleu Warning shot to the aliens

[Your Personal Jesus @TheLastJesus]

@tiffychris1 Obviously, this just means Miami and Indiana should settle it on the field in the national championship. See you in Atlanta, pal!

[Your Personal Jesus @TheLastJesus]

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[Jason @Canes_Chief]

Because everyone got fired up on the last post about the 2019 Tigers compared to the 2024 Canes… here is a team dive into some stats.

Both Were 9-0.
Average Win: (LSU +24, UM +24.8)
Miami strength of record: #3
LSU strength of record: #1

[Your Personal Jesus @TheLastJesus]

@iseedoubleu Polls are helpful...to a point. No modeler will ever be 100%, but his brand of punditry from his analyses is especially bad. He convolutes his explanations and then gets mad when people can't follow along. Also, people have been calling out the fake polls and he still uses them.

[Your Personal Jesus @TheLastJesus]

Looking forward to the annual tradition of Nate Silver hedging his bets by predicting every possible outcome for the election to then afterwards claim how right he was and how stupid people are for not understanding his methods or analysis.