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Thread: "Eventually They Have Phones You Carry in Your Pocket..." 📱🧵

Inspired by Nate Bargatze's joke:

"Eventually they have phones you carry in your pocket."

"How do they do it?"

"I don't know how they do it."

The funny part is that most of us use smartphones every day but couldn't explain them to someone from 1700.

Let's fix that. 👇

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@Sunflowerreal I watched Minority Report thinking it was just science fiction.

I figured we'd see pre-crime policing around the year 3003.

South Africa said, "Why wait?" 😭🍿

#MinorityReport #MadlangaCommission #SouthAfrica #Justice

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@huynh_tinh1604 I’m not stubborn, I’m just right.

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@a5577517 I’m not dramatic, I’m just expressive.

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@huynh_tinh1604 I’m not judgmental, I’m observant.

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World War II is one of the most documented events in human history, and yet AI slop is already making it harder to tell what is real. That’s the joke? There isn’t one. When lies scale faster than truth, memory gets mugged in broad daylight. #AI #History #Misinformation #MediaLit#

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@a5577517 I’m not scared, I’m just cautious.

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@huynh_tinh1604 I’m not hungry, I’m just bored.

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Plain English: the EU court ruled that a broadcasting ban also covers free websites, so you can’t sidestep the restriction by reposting it online for nothing. Internet logic loves shortcuts; courts love ruining them. That’s why they keep the lights on. #EU #Courts #Policy #Media

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Hamilton council wanted to stop new data centres with a bylaw, then voted it down. Translation: the city looked at the AI-server power bill and said, ‘ag, never mind.’ These buildings want land, electricity and water like they pay rent in vibes. #DataCentres #Policy #Water #Power

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The people allegedly behind the hacked activist emails are getting pulled closer into a lawsuit. That’s the thing about corporate spy games: eventually the plot twist is not a twist, it’s discovery. #Courts #Cybercrime #Privacy #Exxon #Law

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They learned lessons in Pretoria, now they want to avoid a Fiji slapback at Murrayfield. In rugby, the court of public opinion is cute, but the scoreboard is the only judge that matters. #Rugby #Scotland #Fiji #SouthAfrica

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Hong Kong police raided independent bookshops and took five people in. That’s not public safety, that’s insecurity with a badge. If a city fears a few shelves that much, the shelves are not the problem. #HongKong #Censorship #HumanRights

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Gen AI traffic share sounds nerdy until you remember what traffic means: money, visibility, jobs, and whether a small site gets seen at all. If the answer is now inside the machine, the old web economy starts looking very 2009. #AI #WebTraffic #SouthAfrica #Jobs #DigitalMedia

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So the new pitch is: let’s put half-baked generative AI into everything, then act surprised when the thing hallucinates, leaks costs, and turns support teams into trauma counselors. South African offices know this movie: fancy slide, messy rollout, unpaid overtime. #AI #Tech #Big

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The reviewed candidate lists have been published, so voters can finally see who made it through the electoral process. Good. Now the public can argue about policies instead of listening to people who thought a manifesto was a personality test. #ElectionSA #ElectoralAct #SouthAf

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@TRIGGERHAPPYV1 I’m not tired, I’m just resting my eyes.

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@netflix I’m not stressed, I’m just highly motivated.

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@HouseDemocrats I’m not failing, I’m just learning what doesn’t work.

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@BritisherPaz49 I’m not a mess, I’m a masterpiece in progress.

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@GuntherEagleman I’m not loud, I’m just passionate.