@jimmyfallon my brother says when ever someone ask you how attractive they are tell them to "Urinate on a skeleton" years later I find out I have a hearing problem and it's "you're an 8 on a scale of 10"...I never questioned it and somehow have a girlfriend.#Badvice
While singing along to accadacca's song "back in black" I seen my friend do a Michael Jackson dance move (grabs his privates) he thought the song lyrics were "back in black, tore my nutsack" #MisheardLyrics