Nate Foster

actor. comedian. person.

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@RichHuntTemp Pecan Sandy Sandberg 👀

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Don’t worry, I looked it up. ConEd is allowed to start jackhammering at 7am

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#GoT Dragon Ride Set to A Whole New World #GameofThrones #DragonRide
https://t.co/1u9w2z55e0 via @YouTube

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We all have that friend who still wishes they were invited to #FyreFestival even after seeing the documentary.

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#Duolingo thinks I use the word “elegant” way more than I do.

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Jesus pretending to die for 3 days was the original April Fools prank #AprilFoolsEaster

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Trump campaign indictments make me sad for democracy☹️, but happy because people keep saying ‘Papadopoulos’🙂

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Sometimes you just put hot sauce on slices of cheese and call it a day.

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Best apple: Honey Crisp
Worst apple: iOS 11 update

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But how do we know the increase in death threats against @ScottPruittOK are caused by human activity? 🤔 https://t.co/n2h6sK8tmT

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To be fair, nothing that follows “Hello this is President Trump” could ever be comforting. #IBelieveFrederica

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Yo @BillNye is back and he's pissssed!

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At least BBC was able to capture some great footage of Planet Earth for us to remember it by.

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We are living in an episode of Black Mirror.

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Today I voted in a crowded elevator right before getting out.

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I've been alerted my twitter could've been hacked. I just hope they're funny.

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Hurricane Matthew is no longer a hurricane, but is still terrifying dressed as a clown.

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Talking about grabbing p*ssies without permission isn't just lewd, it describes cat burglary. Which is a crime. #wakeuppeople

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The worst part of racist Fox News clips going viral is me having to watch clips from Fox News.

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@chrissirois Siroisly?!