The Laze

Sexy stories that the Alpha mother dwarf recounts in her catacomb while the gods crack mountains in the barren surface of a demon-ridden world XXJFG

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This month 12 years ago we held a Disablot.

Even after Valhalla had "disappeared" we could not help ourselves and threw a different party during the festive season.

However different the party's name was the… https://t.co/cY75QcBw7W

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10 years have passed since we released Spacetime Fabric Conditioner.
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Spacetime Fabric Conditioner was a concept album about Desmond Ultor and his escape from The Bubble, through the radioactive tundra of Aesolv… https://t.co/fmX8TjrVBO

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10 years have passed since we released Spacetime Fabric Conditioner.
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Spacetime Fabric Conditioner was a concept album about Desmond Ultor and his escape from The Bubble, through the radioactive tundra of Aesolv… https://t.co/aFGvO7kcVR

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Just over a decade ago we embarked upon a disastour of the UK.
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The Liverpool date was a feast of totally excellent bands at the legendary venue that was The Kazimier.
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Does this conjure up any… https://t.co/SfnIgrqLJR

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We just updated and backdated our bandcamp page.

So as well as finding our new album, Cryptic Plumage, on there you can also find our last album, The Phantom of the Opera (1925 OST), there too.

But rather than just a... https://t.co/oh0YQwJ3xD

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Thanks to progmagazine for the review of Cryptic Plumage.

We can confirm that there is plenty of chuckling involved, we're still working on the cackle.

#gigglegoals #crypticplumage… https://t.co/hUWFmMfgcx

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We are firm advocates that Halloween is not just a day, it is a lifestyle.

It doesn't have to be over, ever.

Brave, The Petrified Forest is about a petrified forest called Brave who, during the... https://t.co/uaaYZ94P1h

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The Laze: winning pub quizzes since 2018. https://t.co/G8to7ApT3c

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The Laze 2018

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We are here, we always were, but your ears couldn't see us.

But now we have stepped out from the crepuscular dim into your vision again.... https://t.co/UfsNA2Y6C0

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Truly shocked and greatly saddened to hear about the passing of Tony Butler of The Zanzibar.

Tony was a huge support at the beginning of The Laze's escapades into live music. He encouraged us and gave a home to our... https://t.co/42szB1Kbfl

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New EP out from our keyboarders other band, Drought! Get em while they're fresh!
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Our Dave did a demo with his other band. ��🕳️ https://t.co/4TRfuMUeY1

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It is happening, we told you, you didn't believe us, we didn't blame you.

But it is true, our new full-length... https://t.co/ZIo3a4LqnN

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Happy New Year Good People!

We are happy to have been included in the Getintothis 10 year review. Give it a... https://t.co/fMAy0phaOM

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You should really GO to this, very!

POSTMUSIC are releasing a sampler full of the totally splendude music that... https://t.co/GXASfuA5Aq

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Hey boys and girls, and a happy scary death day to you all :) Our drummer, George, teaches over at Aintree School... https://t.co/ewmAqytCX7

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A new music video from USS. Check them out, If you haven't already, as they're not that bad... https://t.co/xll2gmKwQK

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Good evening ladies and gentlemen.

Our drummer George has acquired a lovely little room in Elevator Studios,... https://t.co/Lvmaadvquo