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I regret my past

[Don’t Boo…Revolt! @BreeNewsome]

They’re pushing this “the world is overpopulated” crap to prepare everyone for the mass death that will accompany the impending food shortages

[GX-0nn-D Garpike 2nd Generation Vertical Tank @PizzootsOnline]

Every fps game needs to sound like this im not even kidding

[Piggy 🐽 @Piggykropotkin]

If a bad bitch called me a dork I’d probably get a boner

[nyakuu 🔜otakon @ny4nkuu]

i kept passing out on the flight home and all i could think of was this image

[j @immune2j]

How it feels to pick up the phone as a boy #male

[kou ݁ᛪ༙ @slashedhalo]

i forget that sex is considered a biological need up there w food and water No wonder being horny gets so serious This shit isn’t a game

[wishy @wishyseven]

i woke up dying of laughter bro i had a dream i was playing minecraft and found an item called enchanted sonion rings

[Klause @claus_klause]

im proud we got enough internet socmed noise about pax silica that it hit mainstream and be featured to kmjs they thought they could sweep this one under the rug huh

[ilanito 🩵🌺 @koci_supremacy]

When the last step of a recipe is “Enjoy”

[cirice🍓 @ciricearts]

i wonder when people in usa will understand that the rest of the world does not share the same sociocultural context as their country

[Raybon no Kishi… 2!! @meloncrab]

Did everyone just fall asleep in world history class?

[♡ mari/cohe ♡ @noinconsistency]

i'm never deleting this app bro you truly do just find the absolute best of the human species here

[rye @v_osamu]

fighting the urge to ask my friends if they still like me every time we speak

[PerPixels @PerPixels1]

"Why do you play Bedrock Edition?"

[pinkie @onlygirlonpluto]

they kill u for being awkward