The League has taken a turn. For the better or worse is yet to be seen. Today, the owner of Heatley’s Driving School resigned his membership from The League. We thank him for his efforts and wish him all the best in his future fantasy endeavours.
Important info below regarding the league’s UFO investigation task force headed by our lead UFO investigator Dorions Demons. The league is in good hands during these unprecedented times. #ProtectTheLeague
Announcement:
It is my honour to announce Dorion’s Demons has been officially appointed head of the UFO investigation task force. We are to determine where these UFOs have been coming from and if they pose any imminent threat to the league. League safety is our top priority.
Rumours have been circulating regarding the health of our commissioner. Rest assured he is fine. Commissioner VH will carry on with light duties as he battles a suspected case of the common cold. We wish him all the best in his recovery #TheLeague
NOTICE; please expect a delay in response time as our commissioner is out of office for the next 48hrs. He will be shredding up some fresh powder. Feel free to leave a message at the beep and he’ll get back to you at his earliest convenience. #TheLeague
Our investigations have concluded. Effective immediately: Team Beerleague and Heatley’s Driving School cannot communicate with each other for 45 days. Additionally, each organization is fined $2.75