Leah Parsons Simpson

Educator, Flexible Education Aficionado, Ed Tech Evangelist, Assessment Guru, Blatant Bengals Fan, Joe Burrow for life!

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What in the alternate universe is happening in Minnesota?

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In a new town and went out to watch the game. I didn't do my research because I'm accidentally in a Steelers bar. #WhoDey

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Can we change Tee Higgins' number back to 85?

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Our line tree has tiny lines!!!

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Overheard tonight: We redheaded. We like all KINDS of music.

Seems logical.

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Ice cream is the most joyful food on earth, but try telling that to the Bluebell Ice Cream marketing team.

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Day 1: Um, hello bank. Yeah, someone stole my card numbers. Can you send me a new card?
Day 8: OK, person, here's your new card!
Day 13: Um, hello bank. I lost my new card.

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Sometimes when I'm annoyed about something or with someone, I ask ChatGPT to write an SNL-style comedy sketch about that person. ChatGPT hasn't figured out "funny" yet, but it does make me feel better.

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Because of asthma I haven't worn perfume for 15+ years. But Dupixent is doing its job and I just bought my first bottle of perfume in ages. Cheers to good breathing and smelling nice.

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I don't know if the foot's out to regulate heat, on accident, or to serve as a warning not to sit here. #DogsofTwittter

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It's halftime, I still hate both teams, and there's only been 1 decent commercial. Rihanna better kill it.

[DanielDubs @danieldubs]

⁦@Bengals⁩

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Josie Burrow, my little piglet.

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I love this team. #WhoDey #WhoDeyNation

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Is there an option to listen to the play by play but mute Chris Collinsworth?

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Many prayers for Hamlin. 🙏 🙏

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It's been a year since the tornado hit our house. After a 10-mo battle with our insurance we are finally getting a new roof.

[Courtney Plotts PhD @courtney_plotts]

Just in case anyone is confused.....

Prioritizing faculty health and wellness contributes to student health and wellness.

Care for the people who educate, influence, support, and guide students. Opting out of such provisions will likely produces undesirable outcomes.