To every math teacher I've ever had (except Coach Mays): You bitches mean to tell that Math could have been a BREEZE - but instead you decided to turn it into Advanced Mandarin Chinese for Business Professionals?! I hate y'all!
[facetime for Christmas]
My momma: ...you supposed to be over here with us for Xmas (commences guilt trip)
Me:...this is why Imma be on somebody's cruise next year 😛
So what does the DJ do? He cuts the music out just to eliminate the cuss words. And what does that make the crowd of teenagers do???
“SO YOU GAVE ME ALL YA PUH-SAAAAAAAYYYYYE!!!”