LegendaryShrimp

Panjab Warriors out

[LegendaryShrimp @TheLegShrimp]

My four year old son is learning fonics at the moment but he pronounces Mister Gwion's name as Go On so he runs around the garden shouting "Go On Edwards" and are neighbours get very confused because they support Manchester United Red Devils! I am a journey list!

[Morecambe FC @MorecambeFC]

After discussions regarding a new contract, Gwion Edwards has decided to pursue a new opportunity elsewhere this summer.

We thank Gwion for his commitment and contribution during his time with the Shrimps and wish him all the very best for the future.

📄 https://t.co/3yj46pN8qu

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[LegendaryShrimp @TheLegShrimp]

We heard about this last night when my farther in law went to collect are Chinese takeaway from the Honey Tree! The owner told him that Mister Jack has been keeping them in business! Then he asked my farther in law when he is going to pay for last week and he ran away!

[Morecambe FC @MorecambeFC]

Jack Nolan has informed the Club of his decision to pursue a new opportunity elsewhere ahead of the 2026/27 season.

We would like to thank Jack for his outstanding contribution during his time with the Shrimps and wish him every success for the future.

📄 https://t.co/LsCv56B81i

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[LegendaryShrimp @TheLegShrimp]

This is a fantastic signing for the Morecambe FC Shrimps! My four year old son loves watching the arty fish all intelligence videos of Mister Will eating pasta! Well done Mister Adam!

[Morecambe FC @MorecambeFC]

Welcome to Morecambe, Will Smith ✍️

The experienced centre-back joins the Shrimps on a 2-year deal following the expiration of his contract with FC Halifax Town, subject to FA and National League approval.

📄 https://t.co/iOTDuzSBC4

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[LegendaryShrimp @TheLegShrimp]

@MorecambeFC Well it isn't my son he is four years old! Even though my misses refers to him as an animal because he makes a mess every time he eats his food and he cannot use a knife and fork! We have an appointment with the occupational rapist next month!

[LegendaryShrimp @TheLegShrimp]

@MorecambeFCFeed Yes he said that Mister Adam is from Clitheroe which is where the big castle is! One day I will take my son there when he is older but he is only four at the moment and he is grounded because he said that we live in a terrorist house instead of a terraced house!

[LegendaryShrimp @TheLegShrimp]

@songoo24 @MorecambeFC Good luck Mister Yann! We named our son's middle name after you even though he was born when Mister Stephen was the manager of the Morecambe FC Shrimps!

[LegendaryShrimp @TheLegShrimp]

@MorecambeFC Somebody told me that this is what Mister Joshua was like this season and I laughed so hard that my misses referred me to are National Health Service!

[LegendaryShrimp @TheLegShrimp]

@Shrimps1000 @Hopey_Media @MorecambeFC Why would the Morecambe FC Shrimps do this Mister John? There is something called social media which Mister Liam uses to share updates on the wrestling! But if I wanted to watch wrestling I would watch my misses and farther in law fight for the Tee Vee remote!

[LegendaryShrimp @TheLegShrimp]

@Shrimps1000 @Hopey_Media @MorecambeFC My farther in law was a patient at the Royal Lancaster Infirmary last week and the staff looked after him really well! Thank God for are National Health Service!

[LegendaryShrimp @TheLegShrimp]

Wow I have just shown this to my four year old son! He calls him Rafinder like Mister Adam the new manager does in his interviews! My farther in law thinks that Mister Ropinder miss sold his mortgage and he is going to his office at lunchtime on Tuesday to complain!

[Joephelan44 @joephelan44]

This sand art on Morecambe beach is catching on fire. Maybe @Panjabwarriors might start listening to the fans. It’s time to go my friend

[LegendaryShrimp @TheLegShrimp]

Good afternoon Mister Adam I am apart time journey list and I have been in a foreign country where they still use type writers! I have written a message and my four year old son has written 67! That is a very big number!

[Morecambe FC @MorecambeFC]

Morecambe Football Club is delighted to announce the appointment of Adam Lakeland as First Team Manager with immediate effect.

📄 https://t.co/ToM9rPZXjb

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[LegendaryShrimp @TheLegShrimp]

The happy people are my misses and four year old son because they will not be at games next season! The boy drowning is me because of The Panjab Warriors! The skeleton is my farther in law because the bay liffs are coming round to are house in Bear!

[Hopey 🦐 @Hopey_Media]

Oh and the answers to the Trust’s questions

[LegendaryShrimp @TheLegShrimp]

@HrDesert We would love Mister John to come back to the Morecambe FC Shrimps! But I think you have missed a letter off and put an apos trophy instead Mister Dan!

[LegendaryShrimp @TheLegShrimp]

We were going to go to the wrestling but then I realised that my four year old son and I can watch wrestling for free when my misses and farther in law are trying to grab the tee vee remote off each other! Mister Ropinder out!

[Morecambe FC @MorecambeFC]

Match announcement 📢

CMLL’s Fuego will by flying in from Mexico to take on former Cruiserweight Champion, Will Kaven

Purchase your tickets now ➡️ https://t.co/BHUBh9mIto

#UTS 🦐 | @RevProUK

[LegendaryShrimp @TheLegShrimp]

@MorecambeFCFeed Hello! The weather on the promenade is fantastic this evening!

[LegendaryShrimp @TheLegShrimp]

@Hopey_Media @MorecambeFCFeed We played an April Fools prank on my farther in law when we told him he would need to get a Wonga loan instead of going to the bank! He was jumping up and down like Mister Jack when a Chinese takeaway is delivered to his door! I am a journey list covering Morecambe FC Shrimps!

[LegendaryShrimp @TheLegShrimp]

@MorecambeFC My farther in law cannot get to the game today because Northern Rail have banned him from all of are trains! He has been claiming refunds because he keeps needing to go to the bank! The Panjab Warriors have to reimburse my farther in law or he will Sue them!

[LegendaryShrimp @TheLegShrimp]

@MorecambeFC We have been renovating our 4 bedroom house in Bear and it looks so much better now!