The Legal Cliché

A patent litigator who is here mostly for your food tweets.

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Well my office, home, and hotel room didn’t get raided today so I guess it is a good day.

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Objection, counsel please don’t win my case for me.

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Indica for figuring out how to summarize what the hell OC just filed.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Tesla is building a hardcore litigation department where we directly initiate & execute lawsuits. The team will report directly to me.

Please send 3 to 5 bullet points describing evidence of exceptional ability.

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What unholy committee created a Word document so convoluted that this MacBook is gagging?

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Idea: try not to look evil and/or intimidating in your firm bio pic

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@JurisDumbass 😑😑😑

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OC did a shit job OCRing these documents so this is just another reason I should hate them today

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When you get an email from the job you interviewed at last week, asking if you could send your transcripts and references.

[Washingtonian Problems @WashProbs]

Caption this (DC Edition)

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Who is Kamala death staring at

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@JurisDumbass Lol right, those kids these days with their transistor radios!

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@JurisDumbass Only MicroCenter can save us

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@Theleifmeister It looks nicer now all remastered and cleaned up too tbh

[Big Freda Claxton @BigFredaClaxton]

"Co-Hi"

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@JurisDumbass You inadvertently truncated the paid week to a paid day FYI

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@AdamSchefter Why does Matt Rhule still have a job though? #FIRERHULE

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@capitalweather Why you gonna be like this

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I’m “seriously considering a bread machine” years old now I guess.

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@Panthers You couldn’t even give Cam the last drive? What is wrong with you. #FireMattRhule

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It is the last home game and you can’t even give Cam Newton one last drive? #FireMattRhule #panthers