Matthew Thorson

Drink Panacea, it’s good shit

[Matthew Thorson @TheLegitMattyP]

Everyone out here stocking up on toilet paper and hand sanitizer while blatantly forgetting to also stock up on whiskey...

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@Vikings It’s Easter in like 5 days… can’t wait to see what you post then.

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@DonutOperator Why go to Japan when you could visit a palace made of corn in the middle of bum-fck South Dakota???

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@LeaderJohnThune Don’t come back to South Dakota, we all despise you…

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@JohnOleske @AntiFraudClub_ Didn’t engineers in Tokyo utilize fungi to help plan their public transport services? Kind of wild actually

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@NickSwardson Forgot about this gem 🫡 skol vikes!

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As a Vikings fan watching Seattle tonight, why is this Minnesota franchise milk toast… let Darnold walk for NiNe! BUMS!!!

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@Vikings Breaking: The #GreenGoblin signed a potato to the dance team.

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@_Hybreed_ @RobbyBerger I’d clean the squads grooves with twine and broken dreams if I had too…

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@DI313_ @Fat_Electrician has entered the chat… #proportional

[MERICA MEMED @Mericamemed]

M-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E

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@AdamSandler Waited almost 30 years for this… thank you so much man

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Rewatching Creed demolish the halftime show from early 2000s. @NFL @elonmusk why haven’t we seen a creed Super Bowl halftime show? #DOGE #Trump

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@bobdoessports @Cutsysays @RobbyBerger @Par3Pop @FatPerez33 @ohwowthejet Have a day boys!

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On episode three of “Together: Treble Winners” and I can confirm that KDB is the funniest man in futbol 🤷🏾‍♂️ #ManCity #chickendippers #HippoVsAlligator

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“When Harry met Salah” 😂😂😂 #ManUnited #Liverpool

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I’m willing to let Manchester be red for a day if they crush Liverpool 🤷🏾‍♂️ #ManCity

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Kevin De Bruyne you fucking KING!!!

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@bobdoessports Cold cuts about to be owning some prime real estate up on the green 👀👀

[Manchester City @ManCity]

TREBLE WINNERS! 🏆🏆🏆

#ManCity | #UCLfinal