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This is a role playing 'Parody' account.

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Donald Trump has said he will end the Green Card lottery. If only he could end the Presidential lottery he was lucky enough to win. #StateofOurUnion

[David Letterman @DavidLetterman]

What the Rich Won't Tell You. Ill swap your Fonzie for a one time only, never to be seen again, Ponzi.

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Trump made me do it. #BadExcusesForDrinking

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#TrumpRussia Try the Spy before you Buy

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Out Tweet Trump #MyGoalsIn3Words

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Refugees and Visas - A Cocktail by Trump
1 Part Tequila poured in a high wall glass
1 Part Arack 90 days late
4 Parts Soda Served Great

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Planet Earth
#YourFired
#ElectionNight

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#debatenight
Law&Order-Trump&Frisk
Economy-Gold Plate LeGaurdia
Global Warming-Give China free AirCon
ISIS-Hillary's Problem
#ProblemsSolved

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To get to the front of the new Iphone release line I just ask the person in front to hold my exploding Galaxy Note7 while I lace up my shoes

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Whenever Colin Powell is throwing tantrums at the Hampton's you always know Hillary's Emails have been served cold.

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Donald Trump is set to release the app - TrumpemonGo
Using the phone camera you just roam around and throw TrumpBalls at things to fix them.

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#GetElectedIn3Words Throw Free Lines

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#BadJobIn5Words Robbing Peter to pay Don.

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The best thing about hackers releasing the Ashley Madison files is we can finally find out where Tiger hides his cash.

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I like the night life Baby, She says Let's Go. #LateShow

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So far, retirement has been great. The SelfieStick from Tom Hanks is now my back scratcher and doubles as a device to slip my shoes on with.

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When Paul starts talking about a Celebrity Big Brother appearance you definitely know its your Last Late Show.

[David Letterman @DavidLetterman]

The secret to my success is that I bit off more than I could chew and chewed as fast as I could. #GoodByeDave

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People ask me what I'm going to call my autobiography? I tell them 'How to be a Late Show Host for Dummies' will be hitting the shelves soon

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People ask me what I'm going to do in retirement. I tell them I'll finally get around to recycling all those Top Ten cards.