TheLexiCorp™ ⬟

Better problems. Better solutions. Better realities.

A creation of @TheLexikitty

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NOW HIRING! Follow us to identify yourself to our highly trained recruitment teams!

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@adampknave @thelexikitty You were *fully* reassembled and even got a 10% off coupon for the cafeteria.

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@adampknave @thelexikitty We've found our target audience.

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@P_64P @thelexikitty Well. This is awkward.

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@RetroTom1701 No comment! 🎉

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We'd like to congratulate all Lexicorp employees for advancing once more towards their inevitable death today!

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@adampknave Intriguing.

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@Venomous_Godzil Please find another corporeal form to assume. Species need not match.

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⚠️ ATTENTION All EMPLOYEES ⚠️
Bad Horse will be visiting headquarters tomorrow, please be on time and ensure your corporal form is fully assembled. Thank you.

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@Thecatdragon589 srOP

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Please stop eating the copiers.

Were running out of cover stories

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@P_64P THAT'S NOT CAKE

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@Fenrir4451 You feed Dave to The Cube.

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Paychecks will be delayed by three days due to Accounting accidentally deleting the concept of money.

We apologize for the inconvenience, as does Dave from Accounting, who will spend the next week in The Cube.

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@GeronimOrigami Well consider it.

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@P_64P Yes.

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@EmilyXiin @kronoss_scythe We pay you in remaining time to live! 🎉

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We would like to thank all TheLexiCorp employees for not panicking yesterday! 🎉

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@GeronimOrigami It's too late! 🎉

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@EmilyXiin You're fired! 🎉

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@Venomous_Godzil Yes! 🎉