bardia

19 • swe intern @apple • cs @ucdavis • homelabber • jazz guitarist • is pretty neat • i have ratioed hot pockets

[bardia @TheLickIn13Keys]

Hello undergraduate admissions! If you're here that means you've gone through my application and found my twitter.

What follows in this account is parody and not a reflection of my views or sensibilities. I'm funny to capture an audience so I can better achieve my goals.

[bardia @TheLickIn13Keys]

round 2 :3

[⭐️ Frog @nightcroack]

The most bullshit manhwa slop will come into your life and seem like peak fiction the night before you most important exam.

[コミックPASH!編集部 @pashcomics]

【特報】
ついに...
ついにこの日が来ました...!

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『え、社内システム全てワンオペしている私を解雇ですか？』
🎉TVアニメ化決定です！🎉
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続報をどうぞお楽しみに！

#ワンオペ解雇 #TVアニメ化

[Myrkr @xmyrkr]

COMMISSION FOR @itsNafuLol !! I'm quite happy with how this turned out🫶

[Omar Rizwan @rsnous]

your phone rings and you pick it up and it's the result of an async function that you called many years ago

[StarDust @StarDust2342040]

Looks like I'm sitting without a PC for now

#BlueArchive #ブルアカ #柚鳥ナツ

[Ash 🎋 @ashshorrorshow]

I’m glad cultivation stories happen in ancient China primarily and not modern times tbh.

Could you imagine being in the Top 10 Strongest Cultivator list and one day some young upstart defeats you and suddenly everyone on Twitter is talking about “Unc fell off” or some shit?

[fulldot @dosedsame]

qbittorrent chan

[bardia @TheLickIn13Keys]

what happens if i (20m, sneakers o’ toole) go to the mosque and the imam (41m) requests i (20m, sneakers o’ toole) take my sneakers off

[bardia @TheLickIn13Keys]

good time for this throwback

[mrclidexx @mrclidexx]

Nigga are they in IRAN

[Iran Embassy SA @IraninSA]

Today’s fun post:
Drink pomegranate juice so you can hit Tel Aviv more accurately

[farfaraway @fsraad]

اینم هفت سین فقیرانه یه دانشجوی مهاجر

[tour de von trier🇵🇸🇨🇺🇰🇵🇻🇳🇪🇸🇮🇪☭ @marnu_falmar]

There are 600 genders, but only 2 political positions

Party line and treason

[x_c4tb0y_x @vampiric_shirin]

being iranian and having a functioning brain is the most agonizing and humiliating experience right now

[Ammar Ali Jan @ammaralijan]

"An evil man will burn his own nation to the ground to rule over the ashes"

[MD Umair Khan @MDUmairKh]

Iranian diaspora, after hearing that their grandma's house is now rubble, and her washing machine also got destroyed.

[bardia @TheLickIn13Keys]

2hollis if he was stung by bees

[halica 🐾 🔜 Touhoufest @DISSOLVED__GIRL]

Male puberty really hit 2hollis hard

[bardia @TheLickIn13Keys]

context: the american neoconservative movement was heavily influenced by former trotskyists and the creation of /pol/ was influenced by epstein

[bardia @TheLickIn13Keys]

trotsky and epstein fighting for the minds of american conservatives