Joe Hammond

The Life Of Joe: That's the only thing you need to know. SISSONVILLE BIGGEST SPORTS FAN!! That's Bullshit!

[Joe Hammond @TheLifeAsJoe]

I'm glad I didn't watch that god damn shit last night I probably woulda kicked the fucking TV in

[Joe Hammond @TheLifeAsJoe]

I am what I am, that's all I'm gonna be. Can't be something you're not.

[Joe Hammond @TheLifeAsJoe]

Lana- You know where the summer sausage is?
Me- NO ITS WINTER TIME!

[Joe Hammond @TheLifeAsJoe]

When the boys are playing bad. I just tell them that Rt. 21 is looking better all the time boys. #I'dRatherPlayInTrafficThenWatchEm

[Joe Hammond @TheLifeAsJoe]

Sissonville Basketball is BACK!!!! Girls played like shit in the 1st quarter & still put up 80 points. Can you say REPEAT!! #BackToBack

[Joe Hammond @TheLifeAsJoe]

You can get a gun easier then you can cough syrup or cold medicine.

[Joe Hammond @TheLifeAsJoe]

My opinion don't matter more than a hammer In horse shit

[Joe Hammond @TheLifeAsJoe]

I told the state worker, if he doesn't clean out the ditch line, he's just pissin' in the wind

[Joe Hammond @TheLifeAsJoe]

#bigbro

[Joe Hammond @TheLifeAsJoe]

Daddy always told me you can't rape the willing

[Joe Hammond @TheLifeAsJoe]

That's a hell of a good saying, pimpin ain't easy.

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GOAT

[Joe Hammond @TheLifeAsJoe]

Everytime I see the Allstate safe driving bonus commercial I get so damn mad I could kick the TV over

[Joe Hammond @TheLifeAsJoe]

Those teams go all over the place, like a chicken scratchin in dirt.

[Joe Hammond @TheLifeAsJoe]

That Allstate Agent was crookeder than a barrel of fishhooks!!!

[Joe Hammond @TheLifeAsJoe]

Gonna be in the mid 70s this week. I might have to reopen the pool. #NovemberSwimming

[Joe Hammond @TheLifeAsJoe]

Can't carry a tune in a bucket

[Joe Hammond @TheLifeAsJoe]

#stud

[Joe Hammond @TheLifeAsJoe]

No use to close the barn door after the horse gets out!🐴