Alan

Aspiring writer & investor. Future restaurateur. Love/hate relationship with the @Lakers.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

Why is it ‘cancelled’ in the U.K. but ‘canceled’ in the U.S.?

Because we gave them that L in 1776.

[Alan @TheLifeOfAlan]

@sosophia_liu @Nicole_yang88 @grok Grok can’t do everything for you.

[Alan @TheLifeOfAlan]

@sosophia_liu I see your point. But it was an unsustainable business model.

[Alan @TheLifeOfAlan]

@therealtblake Any discounts for longtime followers?

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Caitlin Clark makes an appearance on #SNL

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

Iconic crossword puzzle came out on this day in 1996! (gif from Reddit user chewpendous)

[Alan @TheLifeOfAlan]

@coffeewithdonna Congrats! Don’t forget to thank your references.

[Internal Tech Emails @TechEmails]

Previously on @TechEmails: https://t.co/JB511xfnY7

[Alan @TheLifeOfAlan]

🥲

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

In 2015 Kobe Bryant presented Taylor Swift with her 'championship' banner for most sold out shows at Staples Center.

On Thursday night, while performing her song "22," Swift gave the hat she was wearing to Bryant's daughter Bianka ❤️

(via Vannessabryant/IG)

[trash jones @jzux]

everyone i know in their late 20s is having an existential crisis because we skipped our mid 20s in the pandemic. relationships fast-tracked, careers faltered, we lost those core identity-building years and now we feel like 23-year-old brains in bodies approaching 30

[Alan @TheLifeOfAlan]

@coffeewithdonna You left already?

[Mink Flow @currypistonn]

Why is he doing this 🤦‍♂️

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

The Lakers really gave Memphis 40 😅

(h/t @oprahsideclark)

[Alan @TheLifeOfAlan]

@therealtblake Macy’s does this a lot.

[Jeff Mason @jeffmason1]

Unexpected moment at the state dinner when the president of South Korea sings “American Pie.”

[The Rundown AI @TheRundownAI]

Here are 10 insanely useful ChatGPT prompts to finish hours of work in seconds:

(all new)

[Soren Iverson @soren_iverson]

BetterHelp therapist Uber driver option

[Alan @TheLifeOfAlan]

Ugly win tonight but still 100% sure the Lakers will win the Finals.

[Alan @TheLifeOfAlan]

This is too funny. Life of a Lakers fan…