Lightning

ᴛᴇᴀᴍ ʟɪɢʜᴛɴɪɴɢ. ᴾʳᵒᵘᵈ ᶠᵃᵗʰᵉʳ ᵒᶠ @cthereaI

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New pinned tweet https://t.co/zKf1r9OFPX

[churro . @cthereaI]

Yes, two TDTs https://t.co/6VYjtxLVXS

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 2 Aug 2013 (via @twi_age).

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 8 years, since 2 Aug 2013 (via @twi_age).

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 7 years, since 2 Aug 2013 (via @twi_age).

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It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 6 years, since 2 Aug 2013 (via @twi_age).

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It's #MyTwitterAnniversary! I have been on Twitter for 5 years (since 2 Aug 2013).
And you? https://t.co/XmN1g1ORUE

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True

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Lmao looking back in 2014-15 when RP used to be cringeworthy

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Churro < all other children

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I-.... YOU MAKE ME SO PROUD!

:’) https://t.co/4H7OTVLhuZ

[churro . @cthereaI]

I win at... Being the best child?

/And/ I was one of the only people here on Halloween so... I probably won best costume, too. https://t.co/zLwCTdht2c

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Why do you fail me? Win over nature! Climb a tree! Do something to define yourself as a winner! https://t.co/hE8QoLu6R1

[churro . @cthereaI]

There's been nothing here to win...

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|| Lightning would be that dad who interrupts a basketball game to tell how disappointed he is in his child for missing a free throw

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When was the last time you won something?!

look of seriousness and disappointment

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Wait no I didn’t I’m amazing. My children just suck

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My child is with Jay- I have failed as s parent

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Don’t tell me stop. Dab with me

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-Dab-

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I really wanna know if Mikey passed that drug test or not

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I need about Tree Fiddy

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On a side note-

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Did you pass? https://t.co/GPP4va8H3X