Elon Musk is in the Epstein Files

In order of importance - father, playwright, veteran, Tejano, nonprofit comms pro. DnD alignment: Chaotic Chingon.

[Elon Musk is in the Epstein Files @TheLiterateGeek]

Yesterday I was startled to learn that my #Twitter (fuck yeah I deadnamed it) profile was labeled a parody account because #ElonMusk is an oversensitive, delicate, fragile little bitch who can't tolerate the slightest bit of mockery.

[Elon Musk is in the Epstein Files @TheLiterateGeek]

I may watch this just to be able to point and laugh at the absolute cluster fuck this promises to be. #ufc

https://t.co/huKS4iDvKc

[Elon Musk is in the Epstein Files @TheLiterateGeek]

I'm taking special delight at all these farmers who voted for #Trump having to sit through his demented babbling.

"Trump extensively detailed efforts to improve the Lincoln Memorial's Reflecting Pool and fountains around the nation's capital."

https://t.co/y0N6PSLFAQ

[Elon Musk is in the Epstein Files @TheLiterateGeek]

@covie_93 Gotta be honest, I've taken craps when it felt like I was giving birth.

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

not allowed to criticize Israel, Charlie Kirk, or Cracker Barrel cheese within a span of just months. but we're supposed to celebrate July 4.

[Karen Attiah @KarenAttiah]

I was wrongfully fired by the @washingtonpost in the aftermath of the Charlie Kirk killing.

And I challenged them. Finally we went to arbitration.

✊🏾

[Marco Foster @MarcoFoster_]

Hasan Piker: “A republican congressperson from Ohio torched his fucking wife with boiling water. The president is Donald Grab ‘Em By The Pussy Trump. The president has been in a civil trial found liable for sexually assaulting E. Jean Carroll. Graham Platner is not even up there in terms of what Republican and Democrat congresspersons have done”

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

Sorry, this is ridiculous. Are you saying the pro Israel lobby doesn’t spend money and resources targeting anti Israel candidates, including with smears? Did you not just see what happened to Thomas Massie? And that for you is the equivalent to MTG talking about space lasers?? Really? This take is either ludicrously dumb or ludicrously dishonest and I’m pretty sure you’re not dumb, Neera.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I see your profile picture. That’s Johnny Cash. My hero too. Arrested seven times. Smuggled 668 amphetamines across the Mexican border in 1965. Took every drug there was and drank like I did. Cheated on his first wife. Slept with more woman than I ever did. Hit bottom in a cave in Tennessee in 1968 trying to crawl off and die. And then he got up. He got clean. He spent the rest of his life singing for prisoners and addicts and the people the country threw away because he knew he was one of them.

That was the whole point of the Man in Black. He wore it for the poor and the beaten down. He wore it for the prisoner who has long paid for his crime. He wore it for the ones who never heard a word of Jesus. He wore it for the addicted and the dying. He wore it as a standing witness that no one is past saving.

You picked his picture. You did not pick his message. Try listening to the words.

[22 U.S.C. § 2304 @RefrmDemocracy]

Graham Platner should have instead said "Not nuking these fucking animals is the only restraint I expect and that's only because the cloud would hurt Israelis" and then the media class would deem him acceptable.

[Elon Musk is in the Epstein Files @TheLiterateGeek]

lol wut #joerogan

https://t.co/yi1TKOqvdo

[Vincent Alexander @NonsenseIsland]

RIP Marjane Satrapi, the great cartoonist and film director, best known for PERSEPOLIS. She was only 56. A great talent. She will be missed.

[Elon Musk is in the Epstein Files @TheLiterateGeek]

I think we all suspected #Trump is a size queen.

[Elon Musk is in the Epstein Files @TheLiterateGeek]

Nicholas Galitzine, starring as He-Man in the new #mastersoftheuniverse, has come through for us.

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

Nicholas Galitzine, who stars as He-Man in the upcoming live-action film, has officially recreated the iconic meme.

[Elon Musk is in the Epstein Files @TheLiterateGeek]

I've been seeing a lot of profiles on #datingapps stating they're looking for "a man that can lead, provide and protect," and now I'm genuinely curious as to how all these helpless, hapless women have managed to survive on their own for so long.

[Umbrella Corp. Official @UmbCorOfficial]

Behold. Our plan for this pride month. We are putting chemicals in the water to turn the citizens of Raccoon City GAY.

[Elon Musk is in the Epstein Files @TheLiterateGeek]

As part of a creative project, I've removed the filters on dating apps I use to winnow out #Conservative and #MAGA women, and now I'm being subjected to horrors that no man should be forced to endure.

[Elon Musk is in the Epstein Files @TheLiterateGeek]

@Wario64

[T-Rex @dinoincrisis]

happy pride month!!!

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

RAH, IT'S PRIDE MONTH

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