Patrick

Self obsessed, self involved, self loathing.

A parody of suave behaviour in the pursuit of meaningless moments.

Astute, passionate, controlling, defiant.

[Patrick @TheLiterateSed1]

Its somebody's big 50 today, Dad bod and all.

Therefore, as my present:

— Can be NSFW.

Comment with a gif/photo/video of what your muse would do to mine.

If it tickles my birthday mind, you may find me come a'calling.

[Patrick @TheLiterateSed1]

"Hey big man, where you been hiding for 5 days?"

[Patrick @TheLiterateSed1]

//When you get 'Listed' by the best writer you ever met. #ForTheWin//

[Patrick @TheLiterateSed1]

@JorgieP_rp @IndiaRPUK1

[Patrick @TheLiterateSed1]

@OfCrimsonSin //I'm travelling today but will reply when I can x significant TimeZome change for the rest of the week. 💘

[Patrick @TheLiterateSed1]

@OfCrimsonSin //Glad to hear it. X

[Patrick @TheLiterateSed1]

@OfCrimsonSin You ok?

[Patrick @TheLiterateSed1]

@JorgieP_rp Loving watching you two!

[Patrick @TheLiterateSed1]

Well isn't today just the most boring of mornings.

[Patrick @TheLiterateSed1]

@ArdentNymph Welcome back to the madhouse

[Patrick @TheLiterateSed1]

@abenormal13 @ettubrute13 And yet with a name like that you'd think he would be used to being betrayed.

[Patrick @TheLiterateSed1]

Its somebody's big 50 today, Dad bod and all.

Therefore, as my present:

— Can be NSFW.

Comment with a gif/photo/video of what your muse would do to mine.

If it tickles my birthday mind, you may find me come a'calling.

[Patrick @TheLiterateSed1]

@abenormal13

[Patrick @TheLiterateSed1]

@abenormal13

[Patrick @TheLiterateSed1]

@abenormal13 If you start telling us you're trapped in a cage of emotion.....things may turn ugly.

[Patrick @TheLiterateSed1]

@IndiaRPUK1 @JorgieP_rp Is this your twos way of saying you're messy eaters?

[Patrick @TheLiterateSed1]

@JorgieP_rp @IndiaRPUK1 🤮🤮Why does this smell of Vaseline and Chloroform?

[Patrick @TheLiterateSed1]

@JorgieP_rp @IndiaRPUK1 OMG OMG OMG

Where did you get that chair? I need one for my apartment!

[Patrick @TheLiterateSed1]

@TattooedTaboo I knew there was a reason I didn't like rap music. I mean "rather pregnant her"? That's not even a sentence.

#OldManTunes #NotOnMyTapeDeck

[Patrick @TheLiterateSed1]

@GenesisLopezRP @JemW_RP Was a great night, sorry for dumping my load in you.

[Patrick @TheLiterateSed1]

@JemW_RP @GenesisLopezRP You two are insatiable!