Dinka! the proud and spiteful gay| AC! MPLX! AQF!

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[SharKai 🔜 AC @CertifiedLeggi]

give me 20 minutes

[Dinka! the proud and spiteful gay| AC! MPLX! AQF! @TheLittleDinka]

@CertifiedLeggi HOW DID I FUCKING KN-

[Dinka! the proud and spiteful gay| AC! MPLX! AQF! @TheLittleDinka]

@Corgyote Working at this one is a real bitch because we sell new cars as cheap as $24,000 and as expensive as $134,000. You just can't sell the same services to an Envista Preferred owner as you would a Yukon XL Denali Ultimate owner, even though corporate gets mad at you if you don't

[Dinka! the proud and spiteful gay| AC! MPLX! AQF! @TheLittleDinka]

@Corgyote Hi, dealership service advisor here, it's even worse from us <3
$99.99 for a cabin air filter, $80 for wiper blades ($10 of that is labor)

I downsell everyone I can on small items, or at least send them in to parts to grab it and then I show them how to change it themselves

[Dinka! the proud and spiteful gay| AC! MPLX! AQF! @TheLittleDinka]

@MintySnep Crying over how little I've seen of kitty on track™

[Dinka! the proud and spiteful gay| AC! MPLX! AQF! @TheLittleDinka]

Never again shall I share a bathroom with a straight male roommate

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

i’m sorry i called your cat a faggot it’s just that he’s a little faggot i mean look at him!!!!

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

Spotted this guy at a red light. I approve this message 💯

[Dinka! the proud and spiteful gay| AC! MPLX! AQF! @TheLittleDinka]

@whereismaxen BMW Dinka is still here, somewhere
Dinka just skipped a step and went straight to Porsche

help me find an e46

[Dinka! the proud and spiteful gay| AC! MPLX! AQF! @TheLittleDinka]

haha yea about that

[Dinka! the proud and spiteful gay| AC! MPLX! AQF! @TheLittleDinka]

So I tweeted that I'd get an E92 335i if I reached 335 followers before the end of that day, when I was only 2 followers away

Here's a real challenge: If I can reach 987 followers by the time I'm actually ready to purchase my third car, I will purchase a 987 Boxster

Fuck me up

[xenrax @xenrax]

You are what you eat @suckitstag 🥩

[Dinka! the proud and spiteful gay| AC! MPLX! AQF! @TheLittleDinka]

@Derpwuff It was PISSING COOLANT

[Dinka! the proud and spiteful gay| AC! MPLX! AQF! @TheLittleDinka]

@Derpwuff I do not regret my decision

[Dinka! the proud and spiteful gay| AC! MPLX! AQF! @TheLittleDinka]

@Derpwuff I got a 986 so I think I'm safe actually, I fucked up both parts

[Dinka! the proud and spiteful gay| AC! MPLX! AQF! @TheLittleDinka]

@CertifiedLeggi Wait how does that even work

[Dinka! the proud and spiteful gay| AC! MPLX! AQF! @TheLittleDinka]

And a motorcycle too actually now that I think about it

[Dinka! the proud and spiteful gay| AC! MPLX! AQF! @TheLittleDinka]

Oh I guess I just started posting pictures of it without ever acknowledging it oops

I bought a Boxster while I was away from Twitter :3

[Kai! Woof 🔜 🎾 @Kai_Wooof]

I still believeeee (still believe)

[And the Malmoscar goes to… @malmolikesboys]

Whoever came up with the word “cocktail” is a genius because that’s precisely the two things on my mind after drinking them

[Dinka! the proud and spiteful gay| AC! MPLX! AQF! @TheLittleDinka]

@SorenDaSergal @prpfox Fuck yea