The Living Cliche

Read dead languages, sold my soul. Expert at hibernating through deadlines. Novice at saying anything entertaining. Dabbler.

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#AskMrGaiman The Eddas are an interesting mix of folly and almost historicism - did you ever feel like Snorri was keeping an eye on you?

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Second evening of spaghetti á la mayo.
#studentlife #lolactuallyaprofessional #whyisBrusselsclosed

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@EnvGen Fair. Though I hear "I will say something to appease you but do nothing" emails are in oversupply these days....

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@EnvGen At the risk of being dull (as though that was ever just a risk....) have you tried citizens' advice or a local (free) law centre?

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Oh hey, Belgium.
#FreeMovementofWorkers

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@RealStevePates @TheLivingCliche 🐊💭💡

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@RealStevePates Overheard drunk train convo: if plastic is made of oil & oil made of dinosaurs, then plastic dinos are made of real dinos :0

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@EnvGen They're my favourites... though if you want big, you'll have to find a Leonberger. This Berner is too smol.

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Looks like a Bernese to me - biggest softies known to dogkind 💙🐾

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Amazingly evocative performance by @ShaloshTrio - brain was noodling around all over - lost friends, missed opportunities... @LancasterJazz

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Crafting makes me a happy girl :)

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@SturdyJ After an hour and a half we got from Wickford to Billericay - does that count? We've been sitting in Billericay about half an hour.

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@SturdyJ Ahh, I'm not even worried about comfort, just trains that run ;) But thanks, I'll look into it!

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@greateranglia @garth1m None from Wickford/Billericay, we're told none from Shenfield either if we get that far.

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@SturdyJ How reliable do you find it? I work long hours - being in on time and being able to get home are, well, pretty key!

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@SturdyJ Thank you! @NRE_AbellioGA are the only reason I'm hesitating about moving back to Essex, such a shame.

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@SturdyJ @greateranglia Thanks! Problem is, whatever we spend won't get refunded....

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@greateranglia Finally got on a train from Wickford but we'll be stranded at Shenfield instead! Any suggestions for onward travel to London?

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@greateranglia About 60 people stranded at wickford station as all trains terminated. No service to Shenfield/London. Rail replacement?

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@feedbackorg @waitrose @hortweek V. happy that the range is seasonal too - but that image looks pretty regulated-perfect to me!