Keith Von Chemie Halle

60% water, 35% dickhead, 5% normal. Paper cut survivor. I Once (very briefly) held the World Record of youngest person in the world🇬🇧🇩🇪

[Keith Von Chemie Halle @TheLizardKing74]

Who cried when ET went white? #ET #SaturdayNightSciFi

[Keith Von Chemie Halle @TheLizardKing74]

@ILoveSnooker_ Genius 👍👍👍

[Keith Von Chemie Halle @TheLizardKing74]

@BillyCove10 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👍👍

[Keith Von Chemie Halle @TheLizardKing74]

Hey!
It’s taken me 47 year’s and 11 months to find out this afternoon that I am a left handed clapper, yet right handed at everything else.
Griz told me this after applauding for a work colleagues birthday.
#fuckinamazed

[Keith Von Chemie Halle @TheLizardKing74]

@arceye66 @1980sRewind @SusannaHoffs Bolloxed

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@arceye66 @1980sRewind @SusannaHoffs Yes I did 😍😍😍

[Keith Von Chemie Halle @TheLizardKing74]

@stephenfry Yo Stephen,
Please can you settle an argument. My friend Big Power says his friend Alistair Little was on your team on University Challenge. Is this true?
Many thanks, Norman.

[Keith Von Chemie Halle @TheLizardKing74]

@grantcavanagh “FORTY” is the only number in the world with its letters in alphabetical order.
I’ll see myself out!👍

[Keith Von Chemie Halle @TheLizardKing74]

@burnleyrid Elaborate (that means more information please)

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Where am I?

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@arceye66 @blackburn_nil @grantcavanagh Who are the other 2 Buckers?

[Keith Von Chemie Halle @TheLizardKing74]

@hoof39114734 What about bidding on #nigelhavers white tennis pumps!!!!!

[Keith Von Chemie Halle @TheLizardKing74]

@NoContextBrits Cancer in a can!

[Keith Von Chemie Halle @TheLizardKing74]

@grantcavanagh Cancer in a can.

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@L_Cav @grantcavanagh Happy Birthday blad!!!!🍺🍺🍺👍👍

[Keith Von Chemie Halle @TheLizardKing74]

@grantcavanagh Or this blad!

[Keith Von Chemie Halle @TheLizardKing74]

@arceye66 @marksmusic1977 @erinbrady1128 As in, “Get out ov my pab you fackin cant!”

[Keith Von Chemie Halle @TheLizardKing74]

@arceye66 @marksmusic1977 @erinbrady1128 You’re a “cant !”
As not said on Eastenders 🖕😂

[Keith Von Chemie Halle @TheLizardKing74]

@arceye66 @marksmusic1977 @erinbrady1128 * correction, lost in German translation: Gnau!

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@arceye66 @marksmusic1977 @erinbrady1128 Gmail

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@erinbrady1128 Jimmy Morrison could drink Steve Michell under the table!