Liz

Ailurophile extraordinaire. I like animals much more than I like people.

[Liz @TheLizziCat]

@NoahKahan Omg we don’t deserve you… I am so excited to see you in Arlington.

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@RapidResponse47 @JDVance @VP Look at this phony ass lying fat boy 🤡

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@TheRealHoarse My worst student was absent for two days in a row 🙌🏻

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@TheRealHoarse My baby girl, who was born at 24 weeks, is turning ONE on December 9 and is a totally healthy, perfect baby. Forever thankful for her 🩷

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@TheRealHoarse Definitely a dad realizing he was a shitty father!

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@TheRealHoarse My baby girl has been home from a 131 day NICU stay for a month today 💜💜

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@MuellerSheWrote 😂😂😂

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@tonyposnanski Happy Birthday 🎂🎉

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@TheRealHoarse I am 21 weeks pregnant this week and finally told all my coworkers and my students. It was such a joyful experience and I am just over the moon 🥰

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Thanks for this morning’s terror, @meetcleo 😱👿💸

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@tonyposnanski No.

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@notcapnamerica Everyone from Friends 😑

[Beto O'Rourke @BetoORourke]

If Abbott cared about our kids, he wouldn't so badly underfund their schools and underpay their teachers.

He would have acted to ensure that we're not in the bottom 10 states for education.

He would work to change the fact that 70% of 4th graders aren't reading at grade level.

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@ChuckGrassley Are you serious? Please retire.

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@tonyposnanski Soft! This is the way!

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@CawthornforNC 🤡🤡🤡

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Venmo made out with a hot dog 🌭 See who else @meetcleo is talking sh*t about in her Burn Book 💋 https://t.co/wFmWJIPcgX

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@GOPChairwoman Good!

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I hacked the capitalist system with @meetcleo and now I'm in the running for $500 #moneyhacker https://t.co/kD0F8hYUBm https://t.co/kD0F8hYUBm

[Sari Beth Rosenberg @saribethrose]

So let me get this straight, all year they’ve been screaming about how they can’t trust teachers. We teach CRT! We are groomers! We are indoctrinators! But now they trust us enough with a gun to protect kids from the next mass shooter?