Loafenstein

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. And, baby, I'm a free agent.🎸🧸🏈💫
Idk. Just trying to get through it all I guess.

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@Eigen22 @grok what movie is this from

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@SyrenDeMerXXX @curiosissimo1 More recently, my faves include your vids with @MindiMink and @Miss_MiaSimone which also star your amazing and lovely girlfriend/wife @DeeWilliamsXXX . Needless to say, I'm a pretty big fan 😁😋😉😍♥️♥️♥️♥️

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@SyrenDeMerXXX @curiosissimo1 A couple other notable faves are your scenes with Melody Marks and Adalind Grey.♥️♥️♥️😍😍😍

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@SyrenDeMerXXX @curiosissimo1 Memory? You're unforgettable 💕Been smitten since your early days with @GF_Films in early 2010s when I first saw you with Rilee Marks. My favorite scenes include your first with Scarlett Sage and Stranded III with Blair Summers directed by the incredible @MagdaleneXXX

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@SyrenDeMerXXX Pure comic genius

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@Mr_Tola_ @luxemiaa You sound like every other woman-hating incel out there. A miserable person trying to make others miserable so that you can feel better about yourself. BREAKING NEWS: It doesn't work.

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@Mdkhurshed76417 My uncle once left a company for more money. His boss said the same thing. "We need you. We'll give you more money. We value you as an employee." My uncle said straight up, "If you really did, you would have given me more money a long time ago."

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@JohnCleese That's pretty much all of them, isn't it?

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@discowalrus @JohnCleese Which one isn't?

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@honeymoon250 Ann Wilson of Heart. Probably the most underrated vocalist of all time

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@JohnCleese He's broken at least 8 of the 10 commandments (that we know of), except for honoring mother and father (debatable) and that whole don't kill thing (again, that we know of). Does that sound like someone God would send as a savior? Not quite Jesus material

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@MahikRani50377 Breaking Bad

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@wisconsin_tiff It's not the size, it's the shape. And that's a great shape 😋

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@EmilySm43 Decency

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@Murk441 Shania... easy. Not only is she gorgeous, but she's the only one with a decent personality

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@80s_channel Um. Hello ooh! Heather Thomas for the win!

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@AwfulAwfulTake @RonFilipkowski @kanekavi It's Mr. Assface. Here he is with his wife.

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@trumplicans2024

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@nobleisawinner Mom, dad, and grandma taught me the basics and how to read a recipe at an early age. Then I taught myself, got jobs in restaurants, and have continued learning and experimenting.