Duchess Bettie

godless knitting catlady. queer. marxist. feminurse, RN, BSN. annoyed.

[Duchess Bettie @TheLocalDuchess]

I raise eyebrows, not children.

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

RIP Republican Health Care Bill. In lieu of flowers, please send new representatives to Congress in 2018.

[Duchess Bettie @TheLocalDuchess]

I don't care about your baby photos. #realtalk #Iloveyoubutno

[Duchess Bettie @TheLocalDuchess]

When a pt doesn't want to go to the ER but you make them and find out they had an MI w/ a 99% block in the widowmaker #RNproblems #lifesaver

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

Cannot stand when straight people appropriate gay culture by being attractive and seeming nice.

[Duchess Bettie @TheLocalDuchess]

Trees need to get it under control with the pollen this year. It's like an orgy out there. #pollinateinprivate #keepyourstamenscovered

[Duchess Bettie @TheLocalDuchess]

Kind of ironic that John McCain had a stroke during stroke awareness month. #awareness #FAST

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

No thanks, we're all set here. https://t.co/fZRSAuZvlS

[Duchess Bettie @TheLocalDuchess]

"Tweeting is fleeting.
Obscurity is forever. "
- Napoleon

[Duchess Bettie @TheLocalDuchess]

Hoping for an#IrishWarCry win. #Kentuckyderby143

[Duchess Bettie @TheLocalDuchess]

When your republican mother thinks kids not seeing Mary Poppins is a national tragedy but rape/PTSD survivors losing healthcare is not #AHCA

[Duchess Bettie @TheLocalDuchess]

Penultimate thesis conclusion: I've been watching too many maudlin silent films and Frasier reruns #publichealthresearch #erudition

[Duchess Bettie @TheLocalDuchess]

When you're at a venue in the ladies' and you smell c. diff.... #nursingproblems

[Duchess Bettie @TheLocalDuchess]

People. Please. Get your vaccinations, wash your hands, and wear a damn condom! #publichealth #RNproblems #STILLfluseason #gonorrheaoutbreak

[fake gay news @fakegaynews]

Woman Who Said She Would Give Up Right to Vote to Get Trump Elected Doubles Down by Volunteering to Die of Ovarian Cancer to Gut Obamacare

[Duchess Bettie @TheLocalDuchess]

I somehow managed to abandon my French fluency for Gaelic incompetence. Wtf is lenition?! #givememysubjunctivesback #momdadImGaelic

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

The weekend's here....any hotties out there wanna COLLUDE?

[julie 🚒 hose maintenance @xylodemon]

bury me with this screencap

[Duchess Bettie @TheLocalDuchess]

LinkedIn keeps giving me unwanted suggestions, much like the family of the patient whose life I just saved. #nurseproblems

[Duchess Bettie @TheLocalDuchess]

Finally heading back to the motherland. #booked #IRE #hopeIcangetbackin #notrly