The Local Footballer

Every club has one... I'm a prince on twitter, scum in society.

[The Local Footballer @TheLocalFootbal]

@philinn019 They should have just got to the point - asking not to be associated with a flog.

[The Local Footballer @TheLocalFootbal]

NBA: suspended
NCAA: cancelled
NHL: suspended
Practice game against Kangaroo Flat: Compulsory, all players to be there one hour before the game. Season starts today.

[Curtis Guglielmana @Googz89]

First raining footy training of the season... Reserves Coach’s worst nightmare, phone running hot @ 4pm 🙄🤦🏽‍♂️📱☔️ #RainCard @TheLocalFootbal @gunrecruit

[The Local Footballer @TheLocalFootbal]

Now we just need people to recognise that you can be a good player in a district league #MarriageEquality

[The Local Footballer @TheLocalFootbal]

I couldn’t get a kick in a stampede but if Canberra is Lonely Planet’s third best city in the world then I’m Ben Cousins circa 2005.

[The Local Footballer @TheLocalFootbal]

Sad day for the bloke who led the running in preseason today as January form will no longer get him a game in the ones #circleoflife

[The Local Footballer @TheLocalFootbal]

I love to make a statement in preseason by laying out a junior in a drill with "token pressure". #welcometothebigboys

[The Local Footballer @TheLocalFootbal]

You can tell how bad of a footballer you are by how hard the senior boys laugh when you kick a goal.

[The Local Footballer @TheLocalFootbal]

If Jobe Watson loses his Brownlow, surely Jacko should hand back his Reserves league b&f after he was cooked before pretty much every game.

[The Local Footballer @TheLocalFootbal]

Girls Boomerang Instagram Pictures #thingsworsethanpreseason

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Trade news:

The local footballer gets traded to Tungamah two's for half a dart and a video ezy voucher. Both parties happy with the deal.

[The Local Footballer @TheLocalFootbal]

Dem mad Monday feels...

[The Local Footballer @TheLocalFootbal]

I'm 90% sure our trainer has zero medical training but he still backs himself to diagnose an ACL just by looking at it.

[The Local Footballer @TheLocalFootbal]

If the coach doesn't say "this is why we put the hard work in during January!" before finals is he really your coach? #questionoftheday

[The Local Footballer @TheLocalFootbal]

Dane Swan - what a career. Gotta respect a bloke who can get 35 on a Saturday then bend it for the next 24 hours. A true local footballer.

[The Local Footballer @TheLocalFootbal]

Real insight from Brandon Ellis's sounds of the game, looking forward to the next segment of grass on the fifty growing. #AFLTigersPies

[The Local Footballer @TheLocalFootbal]

I can't hit a target during basic lane work, but I'll slot 5/5 pot shots from the boundary after training.

[The Local Footballer @TheLocalFootbal]

"Everyone around the posts" I yell from the back as I'm struggling to finish the second warm up lap. #leadership

[The Local Footballer @TheLocalFootbal]

Tuesday night training is a lot like dinner with the in laws. You fucking hate it but you've gotta keep the boss happy.

[The Local Footballer @TheLocalFootbal]

Leicester winning reminds me of the time that Jono (BMI of 31) picked up a worldie at revs wearing jeans and runners. #defiedtheodds