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Everyday is Blessed (C) JoJo 2019
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Filming Vlogmas!

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Love the 23 person villa 'Swanky Vacay' gave us gratis for our 'business trip' to Florida.
Okay it just has 4 double bedrooms and a lot of sofa conversions, but you get the point.

And we never invited any 'unknown guests' or broke the rules (or the brick holding the pool guard)

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$27 for a beer....

If I wanted to pay a ludicrous price for no real benefit, i'd have married a bald-headed mummy's boy....

No.... wait...

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Leaving Panda Express, Nick saw 3 men approaching him and thought he was gonna get mugged.

Luckily he knocked one out.

Probably wasn't the best time for a W*nk but it could've been his last.....

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Always let Faith go first...

got nothing to do with DAS benefits you know!

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Fact 'Gramm Crackers' are pronounced 'Graham Crackers' after Graham, the bloke who invented them for us friends.

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How to stop reviewing HHN if you want an early night- a guide:

1. Get disappointed by the one house you wanted to visit, since that's all your OH has moaned about since arriving at Florida.

2. wait for the rain.

3. make the excuse that all the actors are indoors.

4. Escape

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Just a heads up, whenever Leigh says ' I don't wanna do x ride' it means we only have 1 space on the DAS pass.

Unless it was 'flights' over at animal kingdom where we convinced Tracy not to go on.. so a bonus seat for us!

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Great.. just two days back in the lodge and Chef Rick Stein is pissed as a fart thanks to the bottle of Diamond white he found at the back of the cupboard.

Locking myself in the back office to 'edit' out some stress, while browsing my 'favourite' site.

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Back from Florida, and fully recharged for new vlogs in the Vantanic and with 'Us friends'.

Just don't ask about what happened to the Apartment.

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To answer your most popular question we enjoy spooning on a cold winters night.

But forking is right out.

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Bar Rosalie isn't the best place to get into thanks to the queue, and we can't wait with the strays..

Luckily there's a Five guys nearby and they give out way more chips and free peanuts.

#Bargin #Everydayisbest #winning #disneylandparis

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Its been a while but we're back and living life to the fullest.

2 Pints please barman!