TheLondoner

Musings from a London commuter

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@FootyAccums Might send my missus to Inter Milan

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@GBNEWS @johnmcternan Bedroom tax Buckingham palace for starters

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@darrengrimes Not really sure you can be commenting on how someone else looks… you look like a low rent Sheldon Cooper

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@BBCMOTD Garth crooks is such a weapon

I swear the BBC only employ him to tick the box ☑️

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@The_LaborLawyer This is like the opposite of the @StateOfLinkedIn

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@BBCSport If you take that chip off your shoulder Lewis… you might be a second faster next season

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@BBCSport Lewis has a whole deck of race cards

Today he played the joker… again

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@SkyNews Lewis has a whole deck of race cards…

Today he played the joker… again

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@BBCSport “We want equal pay”

Please stop pushing this agenda BBC

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@project4220 So when you said a private appointment isn’t much more… what you meant to say is it’s double the cost.

I am lucky to be an NHS patient and have never struggled to get an appointment

The problem comes when practices have dentists who opt to only do private work.

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@project4220 @BBCNews And there we have the Tory ideology

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@BBCNews Maybe we can send our Universal Credit families of 5+ to China

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@BBCNews Didn’t they create Covid to get control of their population in the first place?

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@FacileTalk @iamtomskinner You really think train ticket profits go to the staff? Awww you’re so innocent

Why do you think they are in strike every week

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@BBCNews Why do I need to be naked to look at stars?

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@talkSPORT Alan, there’s a reason why Pep Guardiola has won countless trophies in different leagues and why you’re a fat, bankrupt, alcoholic bum working for talkshite

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@darrengrimes I thought you’d go tit over arse…

Mainly because you’re a massive tit

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@BBCNews Bit of a strange name to give a child

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Didn’t @MattHancock get sacked for having a mistress?

Can’t imagine Mrs Anderson will be too happy about this

[Lee Anderson MP @LeeAndersonMP_]

Katy works for me. She is single & earns less than 30k, rents a room for £775pcm in Central London, has student debt, £120 a month on travelling to work saves money every month, goes on foreign holidays & does not need to use a foodbank.

Katy makes my point really well.

[TheLondoner @TheLondoner9]

@FootyAccums The fear of being beheaded is working wonders for the Geordies

Whatever you achieve… is thanks to the money of a bunch of terrorists and murderers

Congrats

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@talkSPORT Odegaard has had half a good season and talkshite are comparing him to a bloke who’s been doing it for years

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