Luis Escobar (blue check)

[Luis Escobar (blue check) @TheLuisEscobar]

@ValentinaForUSA @NYCMayor I love you Valentina!!

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@SlimWiggy @NYCMayor AMEN

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@emrata I have seen the men you've dated and I believe I am in that tier. I am 36, non-sober, and thriving, and I have a rich inner life and 3 cats. Please hit my DM or gmail

[Luis Escobar (blue check) @TheLuisEscobar]

@emrata I have seen the men you’ve dated and I believe I am in that tier. I am 36, non-sober, and thriving, and I have a rich inner life and 3 cats. Please hit my DM or gmail

[Luis Escobar (blue check) @TheLuisEscobar]

If I’m not in matching pajamas w someone this winter…I swear to god

[Luis Escobar (blue check) @TheLuisEscobar]

In a heated debate w @APCantillo. Is “The Heights” Jackson Heights or…upper Manhattan heights? 🧐

[Luis Escobar (blue check) @TheLuisEscobar]

#1 creature of habit. Wtf

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Me getting verified on Twitter

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Your honor, in my defense it’s Scorpio season

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Before you text me about your fundraising deadline, you should prolly know my socks look like this:

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Our forefathers watching me get blackout drunk on the 4th after shit-talking this country all year

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I’m not love bombing you, I’m just bombing

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@elonmusk blue-check me baby!! 🙌🏾

[Luis Escobar (blue check) @TheLuisEscobar]

Pete Davidson ruined my life

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Fuck it, bag of Cheetos this year

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Thanks everyone for 126k 🎉

[Luis Escobar (blue check) @TheLuisEscobar]

My friend telling me about that time he first played basketball w his dad, but none of them knew how to dribble, so they just played Catch w a basketball..is the whitest story I’ve ever heard

[Luis Escobar (blue check) @TheLuisEscobar]

Once a year, I come out of witness protection for Feast of San Gennaro

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@Sabeenahmad1 Hi, I’m 18 beer shots @ Birdy’s

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“What do you mean you don’t have the 12th booster shot?”