Luke $now ❄️

-- I'm #LukeSnow PULITZER PRIZE WINNING PUSSY EATER -- IG: @Luke_Snow

[Luke $now ❄️ @TheLukeSnow]

@EITMonline I like my explanation of it better

[Luke $now ❄️ @TheLukeSnow]

@EITMonline SAD nipple syndrome. Stands for saggy and droopy nipple syndrome.

[Luke $now ❄️ @TheLukeSnow]

@BarbMcQuade wanna talk about what went down at town/city hall in Minneappolis?

[Luke $now ❄️ @TheLukeSnow]

@EITMonline we used to play a game called Toot Points in highschool. Whether in the class or hallway, if you had to let one rip, you would let it rip as loud as you could and yell “TOOT POINT!”

[Luke $now ❄️ @TheLukeSnow]

@EITMonline that shits about to heat the oceans so fast

[Luke $now ❄️ @TheLukeSnow]

@EITMonline Russell Brand, and other influencers and Youtubers have been pushing methylene blue for a couple years now where it comes in like a glass dripper bottle and you take a dripper full of it and drip it in your mouth

[Luke $now ❄️ @TheLukeSnow]

@EITMonline i’m pretty sure the court reporter that got in trouble during the Alex Murdaugh trial was using a voice recorder

[Luke $now ❄️ @TheLukeSnow]

@EITMonline this kid on the phone is supposed to be going to Boot Camp soon lol??

[Luke $now ❄️ @TheLukeSnow]

@EITMonline I bet they were speaking Ubby Dubby from the show “Zoom”

[Luke $now ❄️ @TheLukeSnow]

@EITMonline hey Elliot, I double dong dare ya

[Luke $now ❄️ @TheLukeSnow]

@EITMonline putting on one of the late night, baseball games will normally help me doze right off

[Luke $now ❄️ @TheLukeSnow]

@EITMonline this conversation has me wanting a cold beer and a platter full of wings, queso, chicken quesadillas, southwestern eggrolls, spinach artichoke dip, and mozzarella sticks, and maybe some fish or shrimp tacos

[Luke $now ❄️ @TheLukeSnow]

@EITMonline if Tyler is picking up Reesie’s style things to try tomorrow you should definitely get the Reesie’s brand cup that has white chocolate on top milk chocolate on the bottom and is filled with peanut butter and Oreo crumbs

[Luke $now ❄️ @TheLukeSnow]

I could out bat the whole @Orioles staff right now. Haven’t batted a ball in 15 years. What’s goin on fellas?

[Luke $now ❄️ @TheLukeSnow]

@carlyincontro Wow lol. I mean I knew you were kind of dumb but damn.

[Luke $now ❄️ @TheLukeSnow]

@EITMonline the lady that turned her brother-in-law in is a straight Cunt

[Luke $now ❄️ @TheLukeSnow]

@EITMonline did Elliot see the Orioles hockey jersey they’re giving out to the first 20,000 fans

[Luke $now ❄️ @TheLukeSnow]

@EITMonline I’m one hell of a procrastinator… but I’ll tell you about that later.

[Luke $now ❄️ @TheLukeSnow]

@EITMonline Sam Stevens just teed off. First tee time of the day. tied for 17th if you need an update.

[Luke $now ❄️ @TheLukeSnow]

@EITMonline faces of death, came out around the same time as the “BME pain Olympics” do y’all remember that? Now that was certified 100% real.