@esjesjesj If I was in a leadership position and I saw one of my students make a public attempt to use either side's culture war bullshit to throttle their grade up, over a paper this shittily slopped up, I would simply expel and move on.
Glad the teacher got vaca tho.
@Mamabenergy2 not even going to look at replies to confirm that people are calling it AI.
Unfortunately for fascists, AI is awful at mimicking hand gestures that get made during speech.
Unfortunately for the rest of us, their target audience is too fucking stupid to realize that.
I try not to be a conspiracy theorist, but I have a REALLY hard time believing in a short text exchange, the alleged shooter:
> Makes his confession.
> Confirms location of the weapon.
> Confirms the type of weapon.
> Confirms it was wrapped in a towel.
> Confirms his motive.
> Exonerates the decoy [George Zinn].
> Admits to the bullet engravings.
> Confirms the wardrobe change.
> Confirms how long he’s been planning it.
> Discloses the existence and location of a [now destroyed] pre-written confession note.
> Randomly tells his boyfriend that his dad is die hard MAGA (as if he wouldn’t already know given the nature of their relationship)
> And is worried about his Dad/Grandpa being upset if he doesn’t come home with the rifle, not the fact that he just used it to commit a murder.
Not to mention a 22-year old terminally online Zoomer using phrases like:
“Squad car”
“Drop point”
“Swept the area”
“My vehicle”
“Till I died of old age”
“My old man”
I’m sorry, I just don’t believe it.
H/T @urinalwallpoet@andrewmaga84
@stoolpresidente "no, no, see, these goalposts? They don't fit my narrative well enough, so I'm going to scoot them JUUUST a little further."
Fuck you, and fuck everyone who thinks like you.
How's that for "real time"?
About 2 months, minus a week, from the shooting.
!remindme when the discovery process for Tyler Robinson's prosecution reveals that they were planning this for around 1-2 months. Fucking bet.
Hey remember when one of your own decided to rally up their already-reactionary base against party-line republicans 2 months ago over infighting, and then watched someone who happens to have the same subcultural references as his following kill a high-profile figure?
Because that is the Right way; "our children suffered so now you must listen to us"
But when it was Parkland survivors calling for something, anything at all to be done, it was "shut up kid, you dont know anything"
My sympathy runs dry for you fucking people.
@gtconway3d holy shit dude, i didn't notice this when i first saw this pop up, but they were so hasty to grift off of his death that they didn't even bother to make sure the higher dollar amounts fit their respective boxes.
That is quite the thirst to trade blood for money. Typical.
@joekaez@JoJoFromJerz If that were true, republicans would have no following. You're also mourning a guy who asked "Why has he not been bailed out?" in reference to the guy who hammered Paul Pelosi.
You're reaching real hard for someone that subscribes to a party with a history of violent rhetoric.
and if they've already scrubbed their history, give them a few weeks, maybe a month or two.
log their names and be patient - they will slip up. violence isn't necessary, but retaliation for abject hypocrisy is.
reminder that these are the people who are telling you that you're a bad person for not mourning a fascist mouthpiece
also reminder that near everyone reporting people to workplaces has had some heinous shit to say in the past year, that i'm sure their work would love to know.
left: it was a groyper
center: it was a groyper
Groypers: it was a groyper
Tyler Robinson: I’m a groyper
MAGA Republicans: it was RADICAL LEFT TRANS ANTIFA!!!! 🤤🥴
On the flip side: how many left leaning people do you know that still playfully call things "gay"? I haven't been able to make a joke like that in front of the lefties I know for over a decade. College libs especially started actual arguments with me over "homophobia" over that.
Right wingers are leaning on the fact that he used the term "fascist" as though it's not commonplace for people on both the left and the right to incorrectly use the term to describe anyone they don't like.
2. Most of the people doing this, if you scroll back far enough in their posts, are guilty of the same kind of rhetoric (probably much more so yesterday), and are usually stupid enough to publicly document their workplace.
They're clearly okay with cancel culture, so....
For the Luigi case, this made sense because it was dark out, not many witnesses were present, and he used a 3d print. I can get why that wasn't immediate.
This guy? Probably would still be on the lam if his family didn't turn him in.
W/e. I'm glad they're caught.
I have to remain consistent here: do we really think one 22 y/o college student acted alone, successfully pulled off the shot, and escaped authorities for a day and a half?
Because either that dude did not act alone, or fed law enforcement is much more crippled than we thought.