Hungry Natterpillar

@familydinnerusa

[Hungry Natterpillar @TheMaddNatter]

I’m fucking crying, this picture is so good

[੯‧̀͡⬮ @cozysnoopys]

“snoopy is such a sweetheart! snoopy is the best dog!” snoopy beats children

[Hungry Natterpillar @TheMaddNatter]

IMDB stands for I’m Digginin Mybutttwin

[Hungry Natterpillar @TheMaddNatter]

Ummmm a moment for the fit though

[Hungry Natterpillar @TheMaddNatter]

@embarrassedhere I’d do it for free, just saying

[Hungry Natterpillar @TheMaddNatter]

:) and 🙂 do not even remotely convey the same emotion and I’m sick and tired of every app replacing :) with 🙂 when you type it!!!!

[Hungry Natterpillar @TheMaddNatter]

Made chorizo potato tacos with onion & cilantro, chipotle lime crema, fresh avocado, and cotija and I wish I could kiss myself 🥵

[Hungry Natterpillar @TheMaddNatter]

I loveee when i turn to the internet to troubleshoot my sourdough loaves and google is all like “you’re either doing this or that wrong! :)” and this and that are two completely different ends of the spectrum and I have no idea what end the mistake came from!!! :))))))

[Hungry Natterpillar @TheMaddNatter]

This whole “eating out is cheaper than buying ingredients” discourse is fucking absurd to me because I keep getting forced to spend $30 on very basic fast food orders for 2 people while traveling. I can’t fucking wait to get home and cook!!!!

[Henry White @HMBWhite]

Here are the isolated vocals to the end of God Only Knows. Brian Wilson wrote and produced this at 23 years old

[FAMILY DINNER IS A BAND OF FREAKS @familydinnerusa]

Hehe oopsies 🤭

[Hungry Natterpillar @TheMaddNatter]

Long distance work bestie drove 3 hours to see us play at a cute lil cider brewery in Michigan 🥹💛

[Hungry Natterpillar @TheMaddNatter]

The success of my first 3 pizza pop ups has allowed me to buy 2 new ovens to expand my tiny biz and I’m really fuckin proud and excited 🥹

[Hungry Natterpillar @TheMaddNatter]

If there was an award for writing out a shopping list and then misplacing it before you enter the store, I’d take home gold, baby!!!!!!

[Hungry Natterpillar @TheMaddNatter]

Funny how my last several flights have ended with nobody clapping when it feels like an actual miracle every time a flight lands safely these days

[Hungry Natterpillar @TheMaddNatter]

@embarrassedhere You’re my favorite reply guy fr

[Hungry Natterpillar @TheMaddNatter]

People in the airport security line would crawl into your asshole if you’d let them

[Hungry Natterpillar @TheMaddNatter]

Me running into the AMH staff at the Chappell Roan dance party

[Hungry Natterpillar @TheMaddNatter]

That’s so sad because one of the main pillars of my deepest friendships is just running gay little errands together.

[JOSEFF C @JoseffCookz]

Okay, but casual hangouts with friends really are starting to become a lost factor to platonic relationships. Years ago it was so common to do domestic life tasks with your mates just so you could spend time together, now it seems like it doesn’t happen unless it’s ‘fun’ :(

[Hungry Natterpillar @TheMaddNatter]

@embarrassedhere Please come pat me down, I’m armed and dangerous!

[Hungry Natterpillar @TheMaddNatter]

The security chick patting me down told me I’m snatched, so I’ll be riding that high for a good while 😈