Michael Shoemaker

life's only good if you make it that way

[Michael Shoemaker @TheMagicMike217]

*seeing grandpa in the hospital*

Grandpa: This is my oldest grandson. He studies beer drinking at UNK.

Nurse: We all did.

[Michael Shoemaker @TheMagicMike217]

Make Peace Tea 99 cents again

[Michael Shoemaker @TheMagicMike217]

*Take a drink every time Matt Rhule licks his lips*

Me:

[Nick Benes @njbenes]

Halftime:

Ansley/Litchfield 21
Bancroft-Rosalie 21

Luke Bailey with the tying steal and bucket, and Bancroft-Rosalie doesn't get a last shot off.

#nebpreps

[Michael Shoemaker @TheMagicMike217]

#tommybomb

[Brandon Walker @BFW]

Who is the bigger national brand in CFB?

[Michael Shoemaker @TheMagicMike217]

@Brady22w I bought a 250 on BigIron a couple weeks ago for $800. Little on the expensive side. Normally see them sell for $500-650

[Michael Shoemaker @TheMagicMike217]

@coopriley31 Well I guess we both lost

[⛈️Nebrasketball Ocho🏌🏻‍♂️ @Fulk_8]

Austin Allen should maybe get more than 2 targets a game

[Mo Barry @BarrySwavey]

Iowa = 💩

[Michael Shoemaker @TheMagicMike217]

@KeatonMoore5 You crack me up. Keep doing you man!

[Keaton Moore @KeatonMoore5]

Jokes on him. That’s probably field corn

[Michael Shoemaker @TheMagicMike217]

@rupe_hayden Dear football refs** I believe is what you meant to say

[Michael Shoemaker @TheMagicMike217]

@coopriley31 Deal

[Michael Shoemaker @TheMagicMike217]

@coopriley31 I swear to god I will post a video of me streaking around my house if they win by 35. And if the bucks lose what’re you doing?

[Michael Shoemaker @TheMagicMike217]

@coopriley31 70 your spread?

[Michael Shoemaker @TheMagicMike217]

@coopriley31 I hope Ohio state is the top 10 team we beat this year. We’re destined to have one. Can’t wait. #fuckiowa

[Oregonians4Nebraska @OR4Nebraska]

The play clock is at 0.0 before #Michigan hiked the ball. The officials missed a critical delay of game penalty here. #BadOfficiating #Huskers #GBR #Cornhuskers

[Joyce Rhules 2026 @saf2564]

In honor of playing #michigan .. one of my favorite pictures of all time! Let’s go #huskers #GBR ♥️🌽☠️🏈