Elizabeth Patton

Internal Comms Manager at @UABMedicine by day. Ghostwriter by night. Birmingham by way of DC, NC. Loves GOD, cats, sheltie pups, Bama football & all things pink

[Elizabeth Patton @TheMagnoliaMama]

@MyNard0791 @FoxNews I can hear them just fine

[Timothy Shea @TheReckoningTNT]

This is the most spectacular fireworks display I’ve ever seen. Ever. And I’m a fireworks geek.

This is better than the Bicentennisl and 100th anniversary of the Brooklyn Bridge in New York City. Combined. @POTUS @realDonaldTrump sure does know how to put on a show!

Country and HipHop/Rap certainly have their place but nothing says America like Rock ‘n’ Roll. Chicago. Journey. Bon Jovi.

Now if we can get some Scorpions “Rock Me Like a Hurricane” and some AC/DC“Thundersruck” the night will be complete!

[Fraser Jackson @FrazJ]

DC is in the process of setting the world record for the largest fireworks display in history. 850,000 fireworks are being set off around the city in celebration of #America250

[Tan 🍊 🇺🇸 @realimtan]

@PhilHollowayEsq Caitlin Clark saved the WNBA's ass, and they still treat her like shit. Not even on their own 30th anniversary poster. Unreal.

[Elizabeth Patton @TheMagnoliaMama]

@bigvox they’re saying it’s possible methane poisoning. Re: the vultures https://t.co/EuTfpAoZwi Happened back in 2023 too https://t.co/ELaCk4DgAR

[Elizabeth Patton @TheMagnoliaMama]

@its1stclassCAM They’re literally divorcing. This is just the lead up to that.

[Adam @AdameMedia]

CANDACE OWENS HUMILIATES PIERS MORGAN.

“The difference between me & you is I have the courage to take the risks and ask the questions …

You wait until it becomes popular, and then you change your mind.”

She’s right. That’s EXACTLY what Piers does.

[eli ꕤ @realitytvxfan]

Disappointed in Sophi like she could’ve had the most evil mastermind endgame run by stealing Rizo’s idol and voting him out but she backed out #Survivor #Survivor49

[Elizabeth Patton @TheMagnoliaMama]

@goodjuju222 Except nope. 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Elizabeth Patton @TheMagnoliaMama]

@SamsClub why are so many items that I have historically bought from you online now unavailable for shipping. For days, and/or weeks on end. I’m about ready to switch to a Costco membership just so I can get my regular stuff that’s not in store. SMH 🤦🏻‍♀️

[Elizabeth Patton @TheMagnoliaMama]

That time @Wendys forgot half my Cobb salad AND my half my kid’s dinner too. Called to tell them, they just said “thanks for letting us know.” Okay, well thanks for making sure we don’t go back any time soon. SMH. 🤦🏻‍♀️ #CustomerServiceFail

[Elizabeth Patton @TheMagnoliaMama]

@DennisDugan She retired. She’s no longer DCC active

[Robby Starbuck @robbystarbuck]

Meet Tamar Shirinian. Tamar is a professor at @UTKnoxville. Someone sent this horrific post to my DM’s. UTK must take action. Email: [email protected] to ask President @randyboyd to act now. Also, why do we even have queer theory or queer anthropology specialists at University of Tennessee? Insane.

About Charlie Kirk:

"The world is better off without him in it. Even those who are claiming to be sad for his wife and kids....like, his kids are better off living in a world without a disgusting psychopath like him and his wife, well, she's a sick fuck for marrying him so I dont care about her feelings."

[Reject Islam @Logosislove]

To everyone not yet acquainted or knowledgeable, Ilhan Omar is transparently an Islamist whose SOLE purpose in office is to enable the slow destruction of America and the replacement of it with s as n Islamic state long-term.

This is the case. She really has ill-intent for the nation. She must be defeated in elections and hopefully once that shield is gone e, actually prosecuted for her immigration fraud and deported, peacefully.

We must use legal, peaceful means of removing her from office and any position of power.

This is real people take heed.

[Elizabeth Patton @TheMagnoliaMama]

@libsoftiktok @AlabamaDHR @AlabamaDHR @GovernorKayIvey do not stand for this. Absolutely unacceptable that MY tax dollars are paying for their salary.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Omg this person is a social worker and gets paid by our tax dollars?!

Fire her @AlabamaDHR!

[Rep. Brenden Jones @BrendenJonesNC]

It's deeply concerning to see a North Carolina teacher publicly mock the death of Charlie Kirk.

This kind of behavior is unacceptable in our schools, and I hope Gaston County takes this seriously. #ncpol

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

OMG

@ClemsonUniv, this your professor??

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

BREAKING: Iowa teacher placed on Administrative leave following vile posts celebrating Chalie’s death

FIRE HIM @oskyhighschool

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Director of Health Promotion and Advocacy at @BallState justifies Charlie’s ass*ssination and demonizes him with lies.

Any comment @BallState??