The Maine's Van

I'm The Maine's van & I'm fresh to death.

[The Maine's Van @TheMainesVan]

HONK HONK! This old van is sore! Will someone massage my tires?

[The Maine's Van @TheMainesVan]

@garrettmaine Thanks douche! I'm insulted. I don't make fun of you when you smell like an ass.

[The Maine's Van @TheMainesVan]

I hate when you wake up in a strangers garage with your doors wide open and your head lights hanging out. AWKWARD.

[The Maine's Van @TheMainesVan]

@SamVsPoet i was/ still am on. i thought i was talking to you guys earlier. i called whoever i was talking to "SAM and KARISSA" opps.

[The Maine's Van @TheMainesVan]

@karissamaine im still on there!

[The Maine's Van @TheMainesVan]

@SamVsPoet yes, ma'am we are

[The Maine's Van @TheMainesVan]

@karissamaine i will say "you have reached laverne!" but "laverne" has to be the first thing you say.

[The Maine's Van @TheMainesVan]

@karissamaine hit me up on Omegle! say "laverne"

[The Maine's Van @TheMainesVan]

@SamVsPoet a few people, but keep trying!

[The Maine's Van @TheMainesVan]

@xmiriyum just because they have a bus doesn't mean a don't exist. i'm just resting my wheels here in good ole AZ.

[The Maine's Van @TheMainesVan]

@SamVsPoet chat

[The Maine's Van @TheMainesVan]

Long time no talk creepers. Everyone get on Omegle and type "Laverne" everytime you get a new person. If it's me, I'll reveal myself to you!

[The Maine's Van @TheMainesVan]

A. Gibbs, Fairline, & This Century are playing Scottsdale tonight. LIKE OMG, MY 3 FAVIES (after The Maine of course). yaaay fan van moment.

[The Maine's Van @TheMainesVan]

do you ever roll up to a red light and feel like everybody is checking you out? i feel like that ALLLLL the time.

[The Maine's Van @TheMainesVan]

P.S. we'll be at the show tonight. dont be a stranger, say hello. we'll be the ones wearing shirts that say "We are The Van". just kidding.

[The Maine's Van @TheMainesVan]

haha @ColeAndre im not sure if ur being serious. just incase anyone else is confused, "The Nile" is a venue in Mesa NOT the river in Egypt

[The Maine's Van @TheMainesVan]

THE BOYS ARE BACK IN TOWN. Who's going to The Nile to see them tonight?

[The Maine's Van @TheMainesVan]

im a dirty liar. the video will happen TOMORROW. please send your questions to formspring. thanks slooters.

[The Maine's Van @TheMainesVan]

ive been getting complaints bout not answering formspring lately. so ive decided to make a video Q&A TONIGHT. send me your questions ASAP.

[The Maine's Van @TheMainesVan]

it appears that a storm is blowing into town. excited for mother nature to give me a bath. im feeling pretty dirty.