JanKeyth

Cornell Football '18

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When people ask about my football career...

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This aged brilliantly

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Just need some pals to gamble options with me on Robinhood

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@Matt_Bailey4 @MikeCloran Not gonna save you from the inevitable my man

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@rls5751 @magnumconDOM Sell Friday to fund the casino Saturday...now we're talking

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Just need some pals to gamble options with me on Robinhood

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@magnumconDOM Gamble options to build funds!

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It's not often that I get sunburn...and after seeing Chernobyl that's really how I feel rn

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@TomKel_13 If you hit that broomall popeyes drop some off on the way back homie

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@zulupapi lol I'd say I'm slightly more cursed with my knee

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Walked into a convenience store, cashier sees me and starts blasting his Black Lives Don't Matter podcast...I'll buy my slurpee elsewhere

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Seeing everyone at this parade while I'm stuck in Ithaca has me sick

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Having the house to myself isn't even worth it with the rate that my mom and grandparents call to check in. "Yes grandma, I ate breakfast today."

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@nickvolpi56 Might as well have called her fat

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Said I like her thick but she still got mad🤦🏽‍♂️

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Your service dog smells funny

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@McDonalds where's my egg and cheese? #wendysforbreakfast @Wendys

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Wawa cashier just accepted a half of my ripped dollar bill as $1 not $.50. Do I tear all my money in half now?

[Joel Embiid @JoelEmbiid]

According to Sixers fans, the new nickname is the "FEDS" (Fultz, Embiid, Dario, Simmons).. the FEDS are coming 🔥🔥🔥#TheProcess

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Out of sight out of mind

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Is my right earbud louder or am I slightly deaf in my left ear? 🤔

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Hit with my first #DWB yesterday 😒