The Malligator

Suburban copper, former K9 handler, now just another regular guy

[Chris Rose @ArchRose90]

A satire show in Israel deservedly mocks the BBC again and the disingenuous calls for ceasefire. Wait until the end, it’s worth it. 😂

[Bari Weiss @bariweiss]

Do not look away.

Do not justify.

Do not misconstrue.

What happened today was evil.

@NoahPollak in @TheFP:

https://t.co/avCSZDcqd4

[TheGayDispatcher🏳️‍🌈™️ @GayDispatcher]

Adam Toledo was shot & killed while illegally possessing a firearm & turning toward an officer after fleeing down an alley. Officers were responding to a call of shots fired in the area. He was a threat to public safety. I commend the officers for their actions that night.

[CWBChicago @CWBChicago]

Chicago residents discuss why they don't like DuPage County.

[Brent Spiner @BrentSpiner]

I can’t believe George Santos said he played Data.

[Bari Weiss @bariweiss]

20. In June 2018, Iran’s Ayatollah Ali Khamenei tweeted, “#Israel is a malignant cancerous tumor in the West Asian region that has to be removed and eradicated: it is possible and it will happen.”

Twitter neither deleted the tweet nor banned the Ayatollah.

[The Malligator @TheMalligator]

@SuburbanFiveOh

[The Malligator @TheMalligator]

Preparing for war is literally the most effective way to prevent war, you pinecone.

[Ben & Jerry's @benandjerrys]

You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war. 

We call on President Biden to de-escalate tensions and work for peace rather than prepare for war. 

Sending thousands more US troops to Europe in response to Russia’s threats against Ukraine only fans the flame of war.

[The Malligator @TheMalligator]

. @AndyStumpf77 dropping some perfectly worded knowledge on cops & soldiers pushing aside all the bullshit we see: “It pushes back.”

That hit hard.

[The Malligator @TheMalligator]

From Kenosha DA: "It is absolutely incontrovertible that Jacob Blake was armed with a knife during this encounter... Most incontrovertible, because Jacob Blake in all of the times he spoke to DCI, admits he possessed a knife.”

How are some media still calling him unarmed?

[Dwayne Johnson @TheRock]

With my trail blazing partner @DanyGarciaCo & Red Bird Capital, we have acquired the XFL.
With gratitude & passion I’ve built a career with my own two hands and will apply these callouses to our @xfl2020 brand.
Excited to create something special for the fans!
#XFL #fullcircle

[The Malligator @TheMalligator]

The only good thing about leg day is that when it’s over, I know it won’t be leg day again for another week.

[The Malligator @TheMalligator]

@Ed_Tom_Bell For sure. Usually the slow bullet that doesn’t do anything

[Suburb's Finest @SuburbanFiveOh]

US police respond to ~330 MILLION calls for service/year.

US police make arrests ~3% of calls for service.

US police use force on .0419% of calls for service/year.

US cops are exceedingly phenomenal at helping those that society ignores.

[The Malligator @TheMalligator]

@WCblueline Totally agree... that’s my point: cops already handle these calls like this, but are also ready for the worst possible outcome. Unarmed social workers aren’t.

[The Malligator @TheMalligator]

CIT cops do this kind of work every single day, all over the country. It’s not rare (minus the fantasy about long-term outcome). This is why you should be skeptical about reform/defunding ideas from people who have no idea what cops actually do.

[The Malligator @TheMalligator]

@911disbitch Don’t let anyone talk you into Illinois

[The Malligator @TheMalligator]

@City_Rookie Photography. Find something that has nothing to do with the job. BJJ, shooting, etc are great but get your mind off work too.

[The Malligator @TheMalligator]

@911disbitch Clearly, you understand the situation.

[The Malligator @TheMalligator]

It’s 0300 and there is homemade key lime pie in the fridge. I have no regrets about what just happened.

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

The government that sent 4 billion in stimulus payments to dead people is the same one you want administering healthcare for all, solving racism and getting the economy back. Get your own shit together. The government is incompetent and won't save you.