The Manciple

I make everyone a fool, though I never went to school. Scribes and scholars all may come, But none surpass me, no not one.

[The Manciple @TheManciple5]

Farewell all,
My courthouse temple needs me.
Time to go make some more money! 🤑🤑🤑

[The Manciple @TheManciple5]

@Friaaaaaaar Oh, don't get me wrong, I love money. I do think though that there is a right place and a right time to ensure maximum profit. One must be patient.

[The Manciple @TheManciple5]

@wifeofbath21 @Themanofthelaw2 Oh, you find your way around the law, wife of bath.

[The Manciple @TheManciple5]

Remember kids:
Your parents pay money, the family stays happy.
Just be sure to remind them of that around the dinner table.

[The Manciple @TheManciple5]

If anyone is interested, I'm planning to host a fundraiser for #TheInnerTemple.
Please feel free to invite your friends, the more the merrier.
Donations are welcome, admission is 50 pounds/head.
Festivities will include: free food, dances, and something extra for the parents.

[The Manciple @TheManciple5]

@TheDoctorInRed No, I make money.

[The Manciple @TheManciple5]

@wifeofbath21 As usual, right over the head go my comments.

[The Manciple @TheManciple5]

First place at the #SussexDebateCompetition today.
Kind of a breeze, was placed between an idiot from Oxfordshire who needed a shower and some squire who wouldn't stop slobbering all over his notes.
Oh, and why do they give away pints of #TheGunfreyHomeBrew at these things?

[The Manciple @TheManciple5]

@Friaaaaaaar Friar, you're incompetent. Stop leading the sheep to dens of impurity.

[The Manciple @TheManciple5]

@T143280 @7Plow @wifeofbath21 No, I take pleasure in ripping others off.

[The Manciple @TheManciple5]

@Reeve02171523 Give me two days. I can do better.

[The Manciple @TheManciple5]

Thinking of making a diss track. Suggestions for who to do it on?
I can pretty much do one for anybody. 😏
#justlikeMedEVILTheRapper

[The Manciple @TheManciple5]

@Themanofthelaw2 Get on my level, "expert".

[The Manciple @TheManciple5]

@wifeofbath21 I quite know the feeling of others being completely befuddled by my senses. The only difference between myself and them is that I never attended all those elitist colleges--yet I surpass every expert in their respective field of academia.