The Singularity

Valar Morghulis

[Fella Anikulapo Kewchie @ElJefe__]

We have to discuss Wale.

Who did that guy offend? He has a fantastic album out and it’s like everyone is deliberately ignoring it.

And that’s some bullshit.

[OM @Mr_Maseli]

By business partner I mean Claude 🌚

[weather @dsxf234161]

it took her 9 months to make a joke

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

Extreme stress. I can’t still believe it.

[Fella Anikulapo Kewchie @ElJefe__]

*well funded romance.

Never romance that they have to initiate or perform.

['Demola Olarewaju @DemolaRewaju]

Gentlemen, if your wife ever sends a video of a babe shaking beaded waist and asks you if she should patronise them and get waist beads, do not display any enthusiasm in favour of said beads, please.

Thirteen years in marriage and one brother just made a rookie mistake 😑😑

[The Daily Britain @dailybritainonx]

🚨 NEW: Piers Morgan asked suspected rapist Russell Brand which Bible passages were relevant to him after he brought scripture into court.

What followed may be one of the most painfully awkward exchanges you’ll see this week.

[JJ. Omojuwa @Omojuwa]

The first thing to understand is this: no one cares about your side of the story.

And frankly, you are not important enough for them to. No one is.

He cheated on you? Heal privately. Lean on your trusted friends. She cheated on you with your friend? That pain must be real but the public has no use for it, and you have no use for sharing it.

Speak to someone you trust, or speak to a professional if that helps. But keep it off the public space.

This compulsion to grieve publicly only entertains a crowd that would not cross the street for you. It serves neither you nor the people who actually love you.

I get it. When you leave gaps, people fill them with fiction. I know this firsthand. People constructed their versions of my story, especially for political ends. I never corrected them. I felt no need to.

I do not care about being understood by strangers, I have no appetite for pity, and it does not matter whether I am cast as either a hero or villain in any story. Praise and hate don’t matter much, they are fleeting. I know who I am, and that will always be enough.

Let people talk. Just stop feeding them the material. That should not be as difficult as people make it.​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​​

PS: Actors, musicians and people who deal in attention are free to ignore this. I understand how your pain can translate to profit if deployed correctly. In your case, the game is the game. Except it isn’t sustainable.

[OriginalBabyGirl @chinasa_anukam]

After Asherkine gifts women, what usually happens? Without fail? Does the same happen when he gifts a man? We cannot keep having incomplete conversations. There is COLLECTIVE behaviour that follows. You people keep making this conversation about guilt, when it’s about harm

[The Singularity @TheMany]

I'm trying to find help now in therapy. We'll see how that goes.

[Ehi oche @tinyshotit]

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[The Singularity @TheMany]

🤣

[Historic Vids @historyinmemes]

She had the entire crowd on their feet within 1 minute of her stand up

[The Singularity @TheMany]

Pleaseeeee

[Jola @Jollz]

Date/marry what you actually like so we can all hear word PLEASE

[The Singularity @TheMany]

Bruno Bruno Bruno.

I shed a tear

[Bruno Fernandes @B_Fernandes8]

Dear United…

https://t.co/JAsJha7b5l

[Munya Chawawa @munyachawawa]

It’s been a tough week for the Prime Minister… Rishi Sunak - U Got It Bad 🗳️☔️🫠

#GeneralElection #RishiSunak

[Adil Haque @AdHaque110]

"What do you tell them?"

"I listen."

[The Singularity @TheMany]

Even my can do attitude can't anymore.

[Jola @Jollz]

At my age my mother had 3 children, property, vehicles and peace of mind. What I have now is a “can do” attitude

[Fella Anikulapo Kewchie @ElJefe__]

Kendrick and J Cole and the Drake sef should all gettat

[The Spectator Index @spectatorindex]

BREAKING: Christopher Nolan wins the Oscar for Best Director for Oppenheimer

[Hereward the Woke @BamaExpat]

My wife has close friends whose husbands are notably worse than me and I highly recommend this arrangement