The Maple Turtle

Hey it's Waldo/Maple/Ty, I'm trying my best. He/Him
The FIRST winner of the RESCUE RABBIT CUP

[The Maple Turtle @TheMapleTurtle]

Anne Hathaway, ok? She was married to Will Shakespeare. There were theories that there was no way for Will to make that many plays, meaning he may have been a part of some of cult where they learned the secret of immortality and the Anne Hathaway we know NOW is the same woman and

[spice @spicesucks]

coworkers don't know this, but there is a secret "volume down" button on the side of most phones

[August Raven @AugustRaven]

You just know he's the happiest man alive that out of any meme/nickname he could've gotten that sticks, it's CEO of Sex

[The Maple Turtle @TheMapleTurtle]

@panxramic It's very much what I enjoy about this version of MJ. Michelle Jones is actually a loving and caring person, whereas Mary Jane Watson will have arcs where she's written as an extremely petty person.

[SMN* @Bludsprt_]

You'll never see them treat any of their white male actors like this btw
just saying

[Geoff Thew @G0ffThew]

What? Grading standards are totally arbitrary?! The company with a monopoly over the whole industry is abusing its position for profit?!! Nobody could have seen this coming.

[Cats with Aura 😺 @catwithaura]

The reverse entry under the bed was insane

[The Maple Turtle @TheMapleTurtle]

@mst_tombox There are also ways to have in-store and online inventories (hard if you don't have a brick-and-mortar I know) so that you can ensure your locals can get their stuff while still making your online sales

[The Maple Turtle @TheMapleTurtle]

@mst_tombox The place I work will sell at market rate if we unseal a box, and generally limits for the first few weeks of a product (X per person type restriction). Sometimes we also do word-of-mouth-only midnight releases for the local community to get their best shot at product.

[The Maple Turtle @TheMapleTurtle]

Everyone who saw it opening day: YOU HAVE TO GO SEE IT NOW!!!!!

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’ is now tracking to have the biggest domestic opening day OF ALL TIME with $167M+

(Source: Deadline)

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

‘SPIDER-MAN: BRAND NEW DAY’ is now tracking to have the biggest domestic opening day OF ALL TIME with $167M+

(Source: Deadline)

[or @danvrsgf]

It wasn't fiction...

[Travesti que Habla 🏳️‍⚧️ @odaradeverdade]

Pessoas: “Devemos taxar os milionários e bilionários”

pessoas que ganham 2 mil por mês:

[Bandit 🟥⬛️🔱⬛️🟥 @BanditBrigand]

In light of recent events…

[paris ˖ ݁𖥔 ݁˖ 𐙚 @harkviidal]

so no women led projects no projects led by people of color despite wonderman bagging the emmy nomination for lead actor and they wanna tell me mcu isn’t a white dude slop fest anymore right right okay

[Andre 3004 @Blackkout__]

Kevin Feige doesn’t care about Black people

[Adam Mockler @adammocklerr]

WHY WOULD YOU SUE TO BLOCK THIS???

[DidYouKnowGaming @didyouknowgamin]

Just dawned on me why they're gonna stop making discs next year, its bc PS6 is switching to cartridges, hell yeah finally i never understood how CDs work anyway with lasers i think

[Kercy @KdeKercy]

This is such a joke, digital media is such a damn joke smh
Like yeah, it will expire, but stores will not tell you this and will keep selling this shit. I still see stores selling Anthem to this day.

[FINAL FANTASY XIV @FF_XIV_EN]

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[lil uzi virtue signal @ClayHarted]

son this is frying me because he’s not trump-coded at all. dude saw a cowardly asshole character, and said how dare they mock my president